Heeeeeeeeeeeey Adolf! Love your Eagle's Nest.
FIRST, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!!
I hope you all have an enjoyable...festive period, you guys are awesome (I AM TOTALLY SENDING OUT DINOSAUR CHRISTMAS CARDS NEXT YEAR, NO JOKE ♥) And here's my gift to you all: a festive mid-week BoBspam.
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
IT'S A HARRYSPAM!! AHADSJK;GHSGJK;ASDHGJA;DSA
Apart from Doc Roe (duh) Harry Welsh is my favourite BoB character. Be prepared to deal with this or get out. Harry Welsh is master of my universe, ngl.
This Harryspam contains caps from scenes with Harry. Duh. It must be noted here, however, that Harry shares a lot of scenes with other awesome BoBers, and on a fairly regular basis. No little emo monologues for him. So, as a result, this is not only a Harryspam, but a spam of my BoB OT3:
and BoB OT5.
THIS MEANS A WEE BIT OF WINNIX. CONSIDER IT AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT ASHKALD;SHAKDSG;AHGKD
MASSIVELY EPIC BOB PICSPAM PART TEN: HARRY WELSH
(or HARRY THE GAPPY-TOOTHED WONDER)
So, first things first.
Harry Welsh > you
Harry Welsh > everyone
If you have a problem with that, then bye.
This is where we meet Harry Welsh. He has twinkly eyes. I think, thanks to sherryngton's personal canon, that he is a leprechaun.
But here he looks a little too kind (he is), polite (ahem) and sensible (....) to be a leprechaun. He's even all nervy around Captain Dickwad.
Thankfully, as we see when he indulges in a liquid breakfast on the train of "Going my way" (DEALT WITH IN DEPTH IN WINNIX SPAM, DON'T WORRY), he is not some do-gooder. HE IS A DRUNKEN, HORNY, LULZY, LOVEABLE LEPRECHAUN.
AND DID I MENTION GAPPY-TOOTHED?
Harry Welsh's leprechaun powers reside in his gappy teeth. They're what make him so special ♥
But Harry is also a badass. LOOK AT THAT STARE.
He almost mistakenly wanders into Nix's Winters territory. I love Nix's accusatory expresssion here.
He's like "DICK. HARRY. WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? WHAT DID I STUMBLE UPON?" Winters/Harry: *stare at each other, avoid eye contact wth Nix* ahahahahaah
But as I was mentioning, he's a total badass leprechaun.
I love this scene where he runs and chucks that grenade into the window ♥
And like some slightly mental leprechaun, he wanders around at night, dispensing wisdom to poor old emo Blithe. LOOK AT THOSE GAPPY WONDERS. LOOK HOW THEY SHINE WITH WISDOM XD
But look how friendly he is!!! His little face makes me feel all festive and awesome, aw.
So then he's on the phone, and he's like "I NEED TO BLOW WHAT SHIT UP? OH, OK"
And this, where he's like the little devil on this dude's shoulder as he's trying to blow up that tank, always cracks me up, because the guy's like "YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME KILLEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!" ahahaha
Anyway, then Nix is like "SO. WHAT WERE YOU DOING EARLIER WITH MY DICK?"
And Harry's all *looks around furtively* "WELL NIX, I WAS ASKING HIM FOR HIS LUCKY CHARMS"
Nix: ".........................."
Harry: "HIS LUCKY CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMS"
And Dick's all "Did someone say lucky charms? I gave all mine to Harry"
Nix: *aghast*
But not to worry, Nix, for as we find out in this classic Harry scene, HE ONLY HAS LOVE FOR ONE PERSON (also shhhhh but I am having a bit of a love affair with Dick's legs in that cap. I have a Winters leg fetish)
Kitty Grogan ♥
Just as an aside, I think one of the reasons I love Harry so much is because he married someone with the last name Grogan (it's my mum's maiden name, and it's not that common an Irish name. SO HE'S LIKE FAMILY, OK????????? hahahahaha)
But yeah, LOOK AT HIS FACE. If you don't love Harry the gappy-toothed leprechaun you have no heart.
So then they're in Holland, and I always get distracted by how hot Winters is in this scene. Seriously, by just popping his collar he became infinitely more delicious. I don't get it. Heh.
Then we have more Harry smoking (mmmm)
And Bill comes and is all "I HEARD YOU GAVE UP YOUR LUCKY CHARMS, SIR"
Dick: ".................................?"
Harry: *guilty.....................................lol*
And Nix is all "NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO PARIS AND GET MORE, IDIOT". Winters: "...oh"
AND THEN WE'RE IN A DELL ahahahahahahaha this cracks me up every time, because Harry's so belligerent when he says "WE'RE IN A DELL." Also, the dell supports the Harry = leprechaun theory, does it not?
And when he gets injured I always lol because of the sounds he makes when Doc's tightening his tourniquet, LMAO.
But he recovers, and returns to partake in some very important beer-drinking, cigarette-smoking poker sessions.
THE MAN HAS HIS PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. Also, he is wearing a vest ♥ aw.
And then the OT3 are zooming around Germany in the sunshine,
And their little jeep is kind of adorable.
And although I talked about this in my Speirs spam, let me reiterate my love for Harry's attempts at looting LMAO
AND THEN IT IS MY FAVOURITE SCENE IN THE ENTIRE SERIES. OUT OF ALL TEN EPISODES. OMG LET ME COUNT THE WAYS IN WHICH I LOVE THIS SCENE:
1. WINTERS AND DONNIE BOTH CRACK A SMILE
2. THE OT5 IS TOGETHER IN THE SUNSHINE
3. HARRY IS DRUNK AND HANGING ALL OVER DICK AND GROPING HIM LIKE HE IS HORNY AND SPEIRS ALSO SLURS DONNIE'S NAME AND IT MAKES ME LOL
4. HE TRIES TO FORCE ALCOHOL DOWN DICK'S THROAT AND DICK IS LIKE "LULZ NO"
5. LOOK AT HOW DICK IS LOOKING AT HARRY. HE LOVES HARRY. EVEN WITH ALL HIS LUCKY CHARMS INTACT.
6. AND ALSO LOOK AT THE LOOK HARRY GIVES NIX HERE WHEN HE IS DISAPPOINTED. OMG HAHAHAHA
7. STANDING TO ATTENTION
8. HIS FACE OMG HIS FACE LOOK AT HOW DRUNKENLY PROUD AND HAPPY HE IS
9. HE AND WINTERS KIND OF FANGIRL EACH OTHER ♥
10. AND THEN LOL HIS FACE AGAIN
11. WINTERS SLAPPING HARRY
12. WINTERS BEING ALL "NIX. YOU. SEXYTIME. NOW. LET'S GO"
13. HARRY AND DONNIE HAVING A BIG OLD GIRLY HUG
14. SPEIRS THROWING UP ON HIS BOOTS OR SOMETHING
AKA THE BEST SCENE EVER, IN CASE ALL THE CAPSLOCK DIDN'T MAKE THE POINT CLEAR ENOUGH
And then they get to their new pad in Austria,
And Dick's like "GET READY TO GO TO WAR AGAIN BOYS!!!!!" And Speirs is like :DDDD and Harry's all "HELL NO"
Then we have this precious little interlude,
And Harry's so freaking adorable in his little uniform,
And I always LOL at his face when he draws Shifty's name out,
AND HE'S ALL FRIENDLY AND HAPPY AND LEPRECHAUNY AND AW.
So then the OT3 are discussing their future,
And Harry's like "I'M GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE BABIES. THE END"
And Nix, bless him, is all "WELL I GUESS I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP FOLLOWING DICK TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH"
And Harry's all "aw, BOYS"
"I'M STILL GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE BABIES, MMKAY?"
Dick: "........................" LMAO
Aw, and then it's the final Harry scene. It's very Harry.
The teeth are on full display, he's laughing in a way that is adorable and manages not to be obnoxious,
And Donnie's showing off his buffness.
AND WINTERS SAYS "HARRY WELSH" IN A VERY SPECIAL WAY OVER THIS SCENE AND I GET ALL VERKLEMPT, BECAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY LOVES HARRY AS MUCH AS I DO ♥
Part One (the epically fucked-up love of Webster and Liebgott)
Part Two (Speirs, the badassest badass to ever badass)
Part Three (Christenson and Grant, hot but criminally underused)
Part Four (George Luzzzzzz and the giant slash debacle)
Part Five (Mr CAPSLOCK Band of Brothers, Gonorrhoea)
Part Six (OMG THAT'S THE TRICKSTER FROM SPN AND THE GINGER ONE FROM ER!! And someone else)
Part Seven (ADMIT POPEYE IS ADORABLE OR MIGUEL ALVAREZ WILL CUT A BITCH MMKAY?)
Part Eight (Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe)
Part Nine (people it is not possible to hate: Smokey, Shifty and Tab)
So yeah, Merry Christmas guys! ♥