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[croozin]

So, you may all be wondering why I don't care about that DVD everybody is talking about. Well you see, Xander Crews is fairly open when it comes to sex! And when I say sex, I mean things I like to masturbate to! And you know, with a chronic masturbator like myself, that's a lot of things! We're talking a total of 7 or 8 times a day. So you know,

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[gooddoggy]

... thanks for that mister too-much-info.

[croozin]

Well, I haven't posted in a while. Just thought people might want an update on my current situation. And there's plenty of stuff that I've left out of there too. But you know, got to keep some information for later.

[croozin]

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Distracting from what?

[croozin]

Hmm...yeah. Still not sure I get what you're saying.

But uh, I'm definitely busy in that region. Or at least I try to keep busy. Which actually reminds me, I've got to look abouts for some women.

[greenafro]

7 or 8 times a day?

Damn.

I salute you.

[croozin]

Yeah, thanks. It's a gift...and a curse.

There are some places where you shouldn't be masturbating, I pretty much do it anyways.

[greenafro]

Ha! That takes some kind of skill, or just blatant disregard for your surroundings. I at least need like, a magazine or some kind of image in mind.

[croozin]

Well, after 20 years of doing it, you pretty much just get used to it. Magazines are helpful too though.

[immasuperhero]

Pfft, only 7 or 8?

[croozin]

Yeah. I'm not even talking about sex or...other things.

[monarch_the]

You can't figure out how to work Ebay?

[croozin]

Well I'm not a damn tech genius! I didn't go to school to learn about computers. It's asking me for a secret code or something.

[monarch_the]

You mean a password? You're supposed to make your own.

[croozin]

Well I know that! It's asking for a secret question or something.

There's not really much good stuff on there though anyways. There's some Hunter DVDs but it's probably a Chinatown bootlegged version.