LiveJournal, we're breaking up.

I don't think we should see each other any more. Even as "just friends."

Goodbye.

If you have anything interesting you want to say to me, you can always contact me by smoke signals.

Or by E-mailing lepercolonyparty@hotmail.com

That may or may not be my E-mail address.

Good luck with the rest of your life,
Alyx

I've never smoked anything in my life but whenever I see someone with a cigarette, somebody smoking in a picture, or even on television, I get this ridiculously strong urge for sunflower seeds. It's not even funny how strong this craving gets because I will not be able to function properly for the next hour or two (or at least until I get my hands ( Read more... )

Went to Reno to check out the University of Nevada ( Read more... )

"His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

Oh Fitzgerald. I have the biggest crush on you. This probably wouldn't be such a big problem if your first name wasn't Francis.
And you were not currently dead.

Last night I wore the least flattering dress on earth. But it was 70s-ish and ( Read more... )

I've always been a fan of this humor site called Cracked.com. If you've never read any articles there it's probably because you wouldn't think they are as funny as I do or because you're too busy being "too good for THAT kind of humor".

Anyway, this article about the 10 Celebrity Scientoligists that you never knew were Scientologists made me el-oh- ( Read more... )

AH! So I've got the basic poster design I want for this mad scholarship contest. The whole theme is "Life ie better with art in it."

Anyway, CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE SO FAR  (warning, may be huge).

That is NOT the final version. I'm probably going to go through it again and redraw everything as vector so that it doesn't look fuzzy and shitty, ( Read more... )

I was sitting in government when all of a sudden, I felt like my body was about 200 degrees hotter than normal. I told my teacher I was going to go get a drink and then I booked out of the room. I got small drink of water, but suddenly felt even worse, so I thought maybe I'd pace around. Well, pacing led me to the girl's bathroom and I thought to ( Read more... )

I haven't even graduated form high school yet and I'm already sick of college. I'm sick of having to make a decision on what the hell I'm going to do with my life. ((visual design...I know, majoring in art, oh god...doing communication art and probably getting into game design = NERD)). I'm sick of looking at places to go. ((Seattle? Portland? ( Read more... )

If there is one thing I can't stand more than "random humor", it's...

OH wait. There ISN'T anything I can't stand more than "random humor".

Random humor is this sort of philosophy that the key to being funny is simple: do something that nobody would expect. This sort of epitaph works in an embarrassingly obnoxious manner.

EXHIBIT A: Let's take, for ( Read more... )

Oh, LJ. You're a stupid thing to have. Really. It is. Maybe you were something new and exciting back when I was twelve, but now I don't know what to do with you. I can't write in you any more without feeling dirty.

But here I go again!

We have this bi-weekly newspaper/magazine thing and in it they've got an entire page devoted to I Saw Yous. You ( Read more... )