'Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the ( Read more... )

Hey everybody, I just wanted to let everyone know that I left U.S. Hellular to take a job working for Cingular in Lafayette ( Read more... )

So I was sitting at my computer trying to decide what to get my girlfriend for her birthday, either a life-size golden statue of myself, a vaccuum cleaner or an authentic Galaga arcade machine, when I realized that what I was doing was stupid. Don't get me wrong, she's special and everything (she'd have to be to be with a stud such as myself)... ( Read more... )

So, I'm at work yesterday working on my third consecutive hour of the classic boredom-killer, Defend Your Castle, when I actually had to get up and help a customer. Now understand that while it's retail and it's my job to assist people, I usually just hide out in the back and play with phones, play games, play games on phones, occasionally play ( Read more... )

I was always told that being a complete asshole to girls would always come back to haunt me, and the other night, it sort of did.
So the other night around 11, I was out running some errands and dropping mail off at the post office when I realized that I was hungrier than an Ethiopian and thought I would stop at McDonald's and get something to eat ( Read more... )

So after almost twenty-one years of being alive, I've honestly come to terms with the fact that no matter how good my life is, I'm always going to be really miserable and feel the need to take out all of my wallowing and self-pity on people less intelligent than myself. Now, I understand that many people are thinking to themselves, 'Well gee golly ( Read more... )

Instead of droning on for awhile, I'll get right to the point...

NCAA Division 1A Men's Basketball Regional Quarterfinals
LSU - 62
Duke - 54


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Just when I didn't think the last couple of days could get any better, our friends in Hollywood took upon themselves to be defiant fucksticks and prove me wrong by releasing the trailer to Samuel L. Jackson's next film masterpiece...


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