ABSTRACTMy sister and soon-to-be-brother-in-law were here and they were awesome! I gave them my old stereo which he is going to use in his art-making place. Do not go to "brownandsticky.com", or if you do it's not my fault. My funding was renewed, so I should do some work, or something. CASKIN now reads this LJ but I hate that name so I'm changing ( Read more... )

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MY SISTER GOT ENAGAGED! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

And like all I can say is YAY and OMG! And other things that require huge capital letters because YAYAYAY

Yeah, okay, Valentine's Day. But. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAOIJHdgliuaghewtuiobo&!q!asdlkghasUm ( Read more... )

--ABSTRACT--Nick's back and as long-winded as ever! He saw some soft-core porn and now he can't find his work, which is probably on his desk, but it doesn't matter much because he's ignoring it. He's decided he's going to write an abstract. Congratulations, you found it! It's because he loves you. He cut his fingernal with MAGIC. He went home! His ( Read more... )

I feel okay I really want to say "pretty" next but I know that's wrong. I don't feel particularly pretty today because my face is all greasy! Which it is normally, I admit. I actually have the worst kind of combination skin EVER (not really, of course, I mean I know there are burn victims, for example, that have worse skin problems than I do, even ( Read more... )

It's like some kind of record that I haven't had to download my brain in this long. Well, okay, there were lo those many years wandreing the cold and rainy highways like some kind of old country song wearing black with the big hat and belt buckle (but like the cool kind, not like Charlie Daniels who is an asshat and tacky to boot! Not that huge ( Read more... )

Apparently some of you appreciated the relative sanity with which I conducted my last post. Now I have to make sure that the zany posts are EXTRA ZANY so that the few breaths of fresh air are more meaningful for you. You love me because I abuse you. You'd be lost without my strong guidance. You really need to stop falling down the stairs. You're so ( Read more... )

In a way that many of you will probably find ironic, this will probably be my most coherent post in quite some time. I am extremely tired. I wasn't up any later than normal watching election returns, but my room was stifling and my mind was racing. I don't know how much sleep I got but it wasn't much. Maybe a few hours. In any event, I'm exhausted ( Read more... )

It's that Law & Order with that girl who is in that show or else that movie that I like also and no I can't remember her name but she's AWESOME and she's acting that she's retarded and she's SO GOOD AT IT and like if she weren't a girl and an actress and whatever I'd be all OVER that except that probably really not because I've often thought that ( Read more... )

Hello. I'm typing here because there's a paper I'm supposed to be writing (before you get all OMG!!! like I ordinarily would be but I'm not because of what I'm about to tell you, it's just a response paper of like two pages about some goofy-ass articles that are supposed to be about Korea but were actually about the historiography of Korea, which ( Read more... )

Oh my holy God, I'm doing all kinds of school work right now, clearly, because I'm watching the Chipmunks rapping about Frankenstein, and they're all, I'd blast him into space! I'd stick a skunk in his pocket! I would anally violate him with an octopus! But of course it turns out that he's really just a big misundertood sweetheart who just wants to ( Read more... )