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I am updating two days in a row! Because I remembered things! Will wonders never cease. I am without cable and internet at home until Friday which would be terrible because I might maybe miss like 13 seconds of F1 racing this weekend possibly, but then again it's in Canada, so not really, but I sure do spend a lot of time talking about it ( Read more... )

ABSTRACTI'm procrastinating, so you get my weekend wrap-up post on Monday, like most normal people do. Lucky you! It's all tragic, and I say "balls", and talk about the seaborne arch-enemy of an unknown insect protagonist. I don't have my iPod with me! This deserves a paragraph of belly-aching. Also I don't know how to spell "Zoul." Does anyone? ( Read more... )

...in honor of America's HEROES who DIED for ME PERSONALLY in every war since the Peloponessian so that I could SUCKLE at the TEAT of LIBERTY and SUP on the BOUNTY of FREEDOM unllike those Commies in France and, like, Ethiopia.

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HOLY CRAP! I might have to do work! I ate dinner last night and watched bad TV. I had a weekend where I ate food and watched bad TV and bad movies! Good times. Oh, thank God, my time waster is back. This is one of the advantages of taking 2.5 hours to update your LJ. I'm quitting school. Get me a job writing about race cars! PLZKTHX. I ( Read more... )

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Writing is daunting, since I've done so much lately. Allow me to tell you all about how dorky I am with my papers. I mean, deeply, seriously dorky. Also, Look! Car Porn! drool Thank you all for your responses to my last post, all of which I sincerely appreciate. Curling happened, and it was good. I met this guy and we totally made out and ( Read more... )

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I'm updating! I'm going curling. I hate parents. I am so fucked.

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###ABSTRACT###I'm done grading papers! I've gone completely soft. Dan Quayle is small and inoffensive, and so was Murphy Brown, but I have real Small Wonder issues. European drag racing is even more lame than you could possibly imagine. Imagine the lamest thing ever, and then lame it up some more, and then put it in a bunny costume. That's how lame ( Read more... )

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LJing is hard, if you're me. Speaking of which, I like silent Rs. I want to be creative and write things! That aren't papers, because they suck. Instead I'm translating German! Which is making my head explode with the whole embedded clause, my verb is more than 30 words away from my subject way. I saw a couple of GAY GAY ( Read more... )

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I think about my LJ in my sleep. I wanted this to be like Dragnet, but it's not, it's just lame. I also like lame 80s music! I should have better eating habits. I saw some more movies! And one was okay, and the other makes me use the word "excrement." The Roundup is back! Weddings! Dreams! Curling! A blast from my past is, shockingly, ( Read more... )

ABSTRACTI had written something last week but then didn't post it. You are all lucky because it sucked more than normal. Not that this post is any better because nothing else of note has happened, but at least I'm moving my pathetic last post down the chain a little bit. I watched a lot of movies. Hitler was a human! I hung out with undergraduates ( Read more... )