( I'm handcuffed to a headboard. Also I want a tattoo. )

( Sam Winchester's farming advice. )

ladyjaida has flitted off to a foreign land and is NOT PULLING HER WEIGHT. She will also kick my ass for saying that. Bring it, cupcake.

( How do you keep up with your beauty routine while on the road? )

( I think that you and Sam need an assistant. )

( How do I keep from losing one of my socks when I do laundry? )

( I've got highly sensitive skin and tend to scar rather easily. )

( Help me, I have no more One Tree Hill to watch! The world is coming to an end! )

( Dude, what the hell is that pendant around your neck? )

( Is my boss's boss Possessed by Evil or just a run-of-the-mill schmuck? )

( So Dean, what do I do? It's close to graduating and I don't have the time to get a proper job and I need a solution that's fast and effective. )