well, well, well. i miss ye olde livejournal(e). i really do. things have been pretty busy. Reed is all like, "HERE HAVE MORE FORMS, FUCKER!!" so i do, and i fill them out, and i send them back in, because Reed owns me. my father is all like, "HERE HAVE MORE GUILT, FUCKER!!" so i cry and things are bad but then i rectify them and things are slowly ( Read more... )

i just saw an argument against abortion that cited article 14, section 1 of the constitution, which apparently proves that a fetus has protection of the united states ( Read more... )

Darling, stop confusing me ( Read more... )

things are going rather well, i'd say. i bought a prom dress this weekend ( Read more... )

"In the catalog of archetypes, just after the Hero, the Warrior, and the Great Mother, perhaps someday there will be added that of the Singer-Songwriter: a solitary figure with a resonant voice, singing the depths of human experience with words that rhyme, picking out a handmade tune on a burnished guitar under a relentless circled stream of white

i finished pride and prejudice yesterday. i had started reading it on monday and it's one of the best books i've ever read. i don't think i've ever been as sad upon finishing a book before. i bought 3 more austen books from half price. on the same trip i bought 2 more zeppelin records, which (if james hadn't taken one to denton) would put me 2 ( Read more... )

i went to the fort worth main street arts festival today with jill, lorna, and samantha. we saw me and my monkey (a beatles cover band) which was excellent and i bought a car air freshener of van gogh's ear. it's pretty funny. i got a sunburn too, which isn't pretty funny. i guess i completely forgot to put on any sunscreen because it wasn't very ( Read more... )

last night, i had two dreams. the first was bizarre and the second was so upsetting that i woke up crying. neither of them seemed to have any relevance to my real life ( Read more... )

my mother randomly decided to buy me a g4 ibook a couple of days ago. well, i guess it wasn't really that random, but the timing of the purchase was. as she puts it, "i don't really mind running up my credit card debt right now ( Read more... )

everytime i fill out job applications and it asks me if i've ever been convicted of a crime i always want to put yes and then when it says "if yes, explain" i want to put: "i shot a man in reno, just to watch him die."