I got a job as a bike messenger in Manhattan. I just bought this item on ebay to wear while I am on a bike, delivering messages to Manhattan design and financial firms.

There are important rules about what to do if three people are socializing together and two of them are "a couple." They just mess me up every time for some reason, and I feel there is no way to negotiate them gracefully AT ALL.

First, if you are in a restaurant or some place where you have to sit down, you have to make sure the couple sits ( Read more... )

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Why does this seem like the perfect TV show? Why does it seem like any child exposed to this show has approximately a 60% chance of becoming an artist or gay/sexually ambiguous?

I've been watching Neon Genesis Evangelion this week (never seen it all the way through before), and as a result have been having the scary, vivid dreams all week. Dreams that now seem very clearly related to the show, that are pervaded with the feeling of bleakness one gets from watching it. I rarely have dreams that are so flat-out unpleasant. ( Read more... )

I attended the event of "Karaoke Night" a few days ago, consumed over a gallon of beer, and alarmed bar patrons with an atonal rendition of Nine Inch Nails's "Closer." I basically just yelled "I want to FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL" a lot, in a sincere, lust-choked voice. I similarly tried to "sing" "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode but realized that ( Read more... )

It looks like I wrote some kind of terrible exegesis of slash fiction. It's down in the comments. Possibly amberite might be interested in what prompted all this, although perhaps this individual might find it too juvenile or "ignorant of the history of slash fiction" (as someone has, bizarrely, claimed). I just don't know anymore; who can say ( Read more... )

A band representing the true values of our lives has recorded a playful, sincere song about cats.

Man oh man, ZOMBIE is the perfect book to finish reading before going to the mall. Going to the mall is the perfect activity after reading the book ZOMBIE. Inspired, I bought and ate a giant burger at Applebee's, at the mall. I sat at the bar and coldly watched boys, families. Is the book good? It is competent, and that is enough ( Read more... )

Possibly a new job. Am writing informative texts about hospitals, universities, railway stations, airports and churches in the country of Israel. Fuck you Israeli hospitals, have you ever heard of addresses that denote your physical location.

Also, a GREAT SITE that I JUST DISCOVERED. These are exactly the kinds of stories and articles that I ( Read more... )

A cat in heat is a deeply problematic thing. Just as something that is fundamentally attractive can gain even more attractiveness by possessing a component of the repellent (e.g. sexy girls or young men that are so languid that they look almost dead), so can something that is fundamentally unattractive (e.g. a creature of a different species trying ( Read more... )