Just a quick update to say I'm still alive!

Maybe tomorrow I'll post a new fanfic and an annoying meme, just for the hell of it.

Everyone else was taking the zombie quiz, so I figured I'd be a sheep and take it too.

( Zombie Results )

So, I accidentally drew a crowd again today. Bah, stupid humans ( Read more... )

So, I did a random sampling (100) of summaries on ff.net in Naruto, looking for Mary Sue OC fics and high school fics, just out of curiosity and, ok, a massive amount of boredom. I found...

From my sampling, 7% of Naruto fanfics are High School fics.
10% are Mary Sue Original Character fics.

So then, next, because I was still bored to give it a ( Read more... )

Skipping town for a few days ( Read more... )

If you try to talk to me about stupid stuff today, I'll just tell you to shut the fuck up. I woke up today to the news that my fluffy, beautiful housecat snuck out last night to be killed by a dog.

NOTE FOR PRETEEN HARRY POTTER FANS:

Please stop writing terrible, angsty poetry 'based' on The Half-Blood Prince.

Thank you.

The Worst Fanfiction Cliche of All Time is... "true feelings"

Because actions, words, history, everything, EVERYTHING can be erased when a fanfic writer says that these are not the character's "true feelings"

Wouldn't this mean that this is not the character? Bah, who needed characterization or consistency anyways?

So, yesterday, I killed my first animal while driving.

TAKE THAT YOU STUPID RATTLESNAKE!

TURTLES AND SNAKES ARE LIKE A REPTILE VERSION OF HIGHLANDER: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. THE TURTLE WILL WIN. DOWN WITH SNAKES.

I win. The End.

(P.S: I hate snakes)

So... What's new in doomland... Well, yesterday I played a game of chase with a white tiger ( Read more... )