Not our usual pet owner snarkery but throwing a tantrum and threatening to storm out of the internets is best left to you tube videos and screaming leave "lj username" alone.

Wish I had a camera phone...

I just got back from a quick run to the local Petco (OMG we were out of cow hoofies!) which is, of course crawling with Cesar Milan books, treats, special enhanced water (whu???) and...WTF...stainless steel dog treat canisters.

Printed on the side of these canisters:

Calm
Submissive

I feel so inadequate. My old ceramic dog ( Read more... )

omg now I can learn 2 alpha roll newherez!!!!!

When I get my DS Lite, this is totally the first game I'm gonna buy. (Except, y'know, not.)

     So, I've had this puppy for two days now, and she totally doesn't listen to me.  She craps everywhere and makes a lot of noise and doesn't listen and is, generally, a puppy.  I have tried The Great and Glorious Generic Term of Training on her just like with my other dog who is PERFECT and, though rescued, guaranteed not to have heard a word of ( Read more... )

This is from a newsletter  published by the "secondary" dog trainers in town (i.e. not the kennel club established in 1923). It's an ingredient list for doggy brownies apparently they missed the memo that onions are poisonous to dogs.

1lb liver

1 packet Lipton's soup _ any flavor

(THE DRY SOUP MIXES _ beefy

onion, onion, onion mushroom)

2 eggs

3 cups ( Read more... )

Seen on the ad board at my local grocery store:

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AKC RECOGNIZED DESIGNER BREED!
St. Weilers!
The best of both breeds!Papered parents on site ( Read more... )

Posted on a local parent yahoo group I belong to ( Read more... )

http://community.livejournal.com/buffalo_dorks/2589236.html

Oh hey, I bought a mutt for $300 yesterday and now I want to sell it for $250 because I don't feel like waiting long enough for my older dog to get used to the puppy.

I can't return the puppy because I don't have anything in writing saying I can return it.... Oh wait, sorry I mean I do have ( Read more... )

"OMG!!11!!! Guyz! Guess what? The Dog Whisperer is at it again. He's found this magical spot on a dog's body where you push it like a doorbell and *poof* you are now the alpha of that dog. It's kind of like having a Stepford Wife, only with fur."

WANTED: Miniture Chuck Russel Terrier Puppy
Reply to: xxxxxx@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-12, 6:06PM CST

Please call Jessica at 920-xxx-xxxxif you have any info. on this type of puppy.

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Contact information removed to protect da stoopid.

I wonder how many calls she'll get?