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Read this post.  I dare you.  Go ahead - I'll wait here.

Back with me?  Got any clue what you just read?  Yeah, me neither.

What we have here is a stream-of-consciousness point of view into a space that is, apparently, partially a black hole of space-time continuum.  Is the dog incontinent?  Does a decade-past rat poisoning have any effect ( Read more... )

You know, if you're going to get all bent out of shape to the point of "wanting the dog's collar back on so it will hurt when I lift her" (as opposed to the harness my beagle is currently wearing) and insisting she either be on leash or crated in the house at all times because she got into the food cabinet and ate an entire bag of uncooked egg ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that a sinister scam perpetuated by the sister of cookie training is spreading across our grand United States of America. And so, out of deep concern and love for both people and dogs, I must share the following wise words of wisdom.

The facts are these:
1.] Clickers are for mute people. Are you mute? No, of course not ( Read more... )

Ingredients:

• One dog aggressive dog
• One owner, clueless about dog behavior
  
• One punishment oriented training program, complete with e-collar
  

Directions:

Mix well for two years until pressure builds to exploding point. Add sprinkling of " brief formal training." Then, dump.

Also, here, in case one post just doesn't serve all your losing needs.

You can't own a pit bull puppies in Ontario, because ya know they are inherently vicious despite what the Supreme Court of Alabama said, but primates are a-okay! They're completely domestic, and have never known to bite people. What more can you ask for in a pet?http://

Alright, not really "pet" related, but animal related nonetheless. I hope it's alright.

That said:

Rattlesnake bites LaSalle woman, antivenin fetched from zooOh good, more sensationalism by the media. And look, a bunch of backwoods, shoot-em-up hicks have congregated and added their valuable comments and opinions to the story ( Read more... )

Dearest Mother-in-Law ( Read more... )

Maybe not strictly to do with pets, but ( Read more... )

tee-hee dachsund/german shepard puppies that is so lolful.

i guess the upside is the doxie is not the momma.

too bad that's a really week upside.

aria star move over?