I hate driving in the DC Metro area so much. I want out ( Read more... )

"He'll be as strong and as flexible as Hercules and Gumby combined!"
"Gumbercules?"

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"This guy's too trustworthy ... what's his angle?"

--FuturamaHaha, I love me some Futurama. The Simpsons is obviously The Great of this breed of cartoon -- they started it all. But The Simpsons, though still on, is of another time now. It's tame now that you ( Read more... )

Why I am the best shopper south of Punxsatawney even though I hate shopping:

-- one purple bra
-- 2 pairs of hose
-- pair of beige boots

Retail value for all that: $100.

I got it for $32.

And time and again, I am utterly baffled by the fact that they make D and DD bras with padded cups. Show me a woman of those proportions who wants her bust to ( Read more... )

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Me: "I think what I used to not like about Queen is what I like about Queen now. They're very operatic. They're as close to gospel as rock n' roll has gotten."
Greg: "Yes. White, gay rock n' roll."

A Saturday night spent listening to music for hours is a great night indeed.

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Oh, sweet Saturday. I have two days off this weekend and I can't remember the last time I appreciated that this much. I've been working my ass off. And it's supposed to snow tomorrow and tomorrow night, 2 to 4 inches during the day and 4 to 8 more overnight. If it's gonna be this cold, it better snow!!! Although I was struck today by the brilliant ( Read more... )

I think the best word to describe this song would be rollicking.

"ZEPPELIN RUUUULLLLLLLES!!!!!!!!!"