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In true Flynn style Christmas, Sam had spent every year drinking can after can and turning off any festive song that came on the TV or radio. He wasn’t the Christmas type. Years of watching kids get with their family and the whole believing in Santa notion never really cut it with him. Part of it was jealously, part of it was the notion that there ( Read more... )

It was another routine trip to the doctors. Sam was getting used to them by now. He was actually enjoying learning about all the things a father goes through the first time they have a child. It was nerve wrecking and exciting to say the least. Part of him wondered if this was how his dad felt when his mom fell pregnant and the other part of him ( Read more... )

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[Sam tugged her up the staircase and closed the door to their room.]

Private enough for you Mrs. Flynn?

[Up late watching a movie and waiting for Selene to come home.]

Sam said he’d met Jet in the game Grid. They’d joked about their skills on the light cycles way too many times now he thought it was best they put their skills to the test. Besides as confident as Sam was he’d never miss the chance to show off on a bike. It was probably the best game he was good at in this world ( Read more... )

1. Buy more ice cream.
2. Cut back on Red Bull.
3. Get something sweet for Selene - Not flowers. Flowers are tacky.
4. Train Marv to stop sleeping on Rocco.
5. Decorate spare room.
6. Move office, sort out hard drives.
7. Convince wife we need a boat.
8. Get Stefina to remind me about this list.
9. Tell Alan the ‘good news’.
10. Buy Quorra crayons.

[Stands outside store waiting for Selene.]

Your Penis Name Is: King Kong


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