French or Japanese?

I had an idea in the shower. Is any of the Star Wars prequel salvageable. I mean, is it possible to take all three movies, and snip the heck out of them and make a reasonable movie? I'd love to see someone try.

Why am I listening to Space Oddity and Rocket Man and #9 Dream on loop? Got any recs for me?

I posted on craigslist asking for a House Manager and or ushers for The Gondoliers. Apparently somebody (whom I googled and discovered own a "Media Company") decided to even out the competition by emailing me.

Hey you're breaking the law ... will flag if you persist ( Read more... )

Today I got an email forward from a family member which had been forwarded to her by an in-law of hers. It was this:
New Preamble for the Constitution

Ok I'm not going point by point through this. I'm just gonna pick an choose the most stupid parts of the email.

#1 The New PREAMBLE. Umm. Let's look at the old preamble:

We the People of the ( Read more... )

So last week we discovered mold growing on the wall of the bedroom. By looking around the house I determined that it could be caused by faulty outside siding ( Read more... )

Every once in a while I discover that a word I've been using for a while had a definition that I invented and is incorrect. Two of my most notorious ones are pigeon holes and pragmatic ( Read more... )

So over Christmas I developed a lovely medical condition ( Read more... )

Overheard many times today:

X: So ... Ready for your last week of freedom?
Me: Why does everyone keep telling me that?

So next week is party week. Looks like I'm leaving bachelorhood with a bang.

Wednesday - Bachelor Party
Thursday - Sister's birthday dinner
Friday - Rehearsal Dinner
Saturday - Wedding
Sunday - Wedding Breakfast
Sunday Night - Flight to Aruba!