So, I haven't checked this thing in, I don't know, six millenia. And a week ( Read more... )

Because I'm drunk...I think the world has slowed its rotation ( Read more... )

The Unicorn of Kellgard ( Read more... )

Why is it so hard to find a decent apartment nowadays? They have gotten to be so expensive, and I can't understand why. I'm not even talking about the super fancy ones, with personal washer and dryer, garage, and an actual living room and dining room as two seperate rooms type of apartments. I'm talking about a basic, one bedroom, one bathroom, ( Read more... )

( Radioactive )

I am having the hardest time focusing lately. I am daydreaming just as often as I always have, but the stories and daydreams just aren't going anywhere. Mostly, I think about my cruise. I've saved nearly $1800 for this thing, and still, no one worthy of going with, so I'm not going anywhere. I daydream about random occurances, conversations I'd ( Read more... )

( Don't read if you live in the same town as me )

This is the first chapter in my next book, "50 Lovers". I think this is the style I'm going with, with all names changed to protect those I'm talking about, including myself.

( Sage )

They say in life that you should be the hero of your own story. And that every great villain is great, because at some level, they feel they are the real heroes. But when I look back at my life...I was the sidekick. I was the pack mule who did the hard work, and grinned sheepishly when the hero kissed the girl. I was the lunk who was supposed ( Read more... )

that I just don't care ( Read more... )