OH MY GOD THIS IS HOW I'M GOING TO DIE GREASY SPLATTER ON THE PAVEMENT SAYS WHAT

EW

EW

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

SHORT LADY WEAR WHITE CAPRIS THAT ARE TWO SIZES TOO SMALL WITH NO UNDERWEAR SO THE FABRIC HUGS HER COTTAGE CHEESE TEXTURED ARSE AND THE LEGS END AT THE FATEST PART OF HER CALVES SO HER LEGS LOOK HUGE AND STUMPY.

AUUUGGHHH

AND GURL DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE COLOURING.

CHICA NEEDS SERIOUS HELP.

Ami's in her interview right now.

Tres nervous!

I HAVE SPENT THE PAST...ASSLOAD OF HOURS FUCKING ABOUT IN MY REGISTRY, LOCKED IN EPIC BATTLE WITH SOME DUMBFUCK MALWARE TROJAN SHIT THAT WAS LEFTOVER FROM WHEN I GOT THIS LAPTOP HAND-ME-DOWN STYLE FROM AMI ( Read more... )

IN INDIAMANA! HURT FROM 5 HOUR DRIVE. HUURGGG BACK AND SHOULDERS. NEED TO GET WIFELING TO RUB THEM ( Read more... )

SOOOOO TIIIIIRED.

I HAVE SO FAR DONE DEPARTMENTS 3, 5, 6, 7, 17, 20, 21, 22, 52, 67, 71 AND 82. AND I'M STILL WORKING MY GODDAMN ARSE OFF.

IF I COULD FELLATE MYSELF, I WOULD.

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT, COWORKER?

I DO NOT, DO NOT, WANT TO HEAR THE GRAPHIC DETAILS OF YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER'S BIRTH.

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SMELL FROM HER WATER BREAKING.

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER FUCKING CERVIX.

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER VAGINAL TEARING.

DO NOT WANT!

ETA: OH GOD AND NOW THE CRAZY CHURCH LADY IS TELLING ME ( Read more... )

And nooooooooow for the CURRENT update, since LJ is actually fucking working.

I am a multitasking wizard.

I am eating cereal for dindins.

I am planning some massive assraping over on capslock_tardis if that ONE PERSON doesn't stop basically playing the HURR HURR I FOUND BLINGEE game. STFU BITCH. NOT FUNNY, NOT AMUSING, NOT ORIGINAL, NOT CAPSLOCK ( Read more... )

OK OK OK

I OFFICIALLY LOVE THE VIETNAM WAR!

NOT BECAUSE I AGREE WITH ANY PARTICULAR AGENDA THAT WAS GOING ON AT THE TIME. NOT BECAUSE I SUPPORT OUR POOPS OR ANYTHING. PURELY BECAUSE I LOVE THE NAMES OF THE ~*OPERATIONS*~ THEY USEDTHEY RANGE FROM THE INANE ( Read more... )

Sam: How do you scream like a man?
Josh: You'll know it when you hear it.
Sam: Kind of like how you cry like a man after sex?

LOLOLOLOLOL