There’s this boy I know. He and I are very good friends and have been for roughly two years. He’s a master of picking up girls by knocking them down a peg and occasionally, he uses this trick on me out of habit. His technique is pretty fantastic - He's very good at finding the specific weakness of every girl he meets, within seconds ( Read more... )

You know that moment when you’re looking at someone and your body runs hot sun and snow at the same time? You want to be in them, on them and wrapped around them all at once. Your face is flushed and anything brushing your skin leaves you gasping for air. In that moment, if the person you’re focused on looks at you like you’re a science ( Read more... )

I feel retarded for doing this at 29, but I’ve kind of been going by the wrong name for the last 18 years. It’s still spelled L-a-u-r-e-n, but my family pronounces it La-wren. When I was 11, my father had just died and I was switching from Christian school to public - I was a shy, little bundle of anxiety. People would ask my name, I’d tell them ( Read more... )

I’m 29 and I’m still a child. In some ways that’s awesome - In others, it’s completely pathetic. I don’t own a vacuum cleaner, but I do have a stack of comic books. I don’t have a good credit rating, but I do have some really neat action figures. I don’t even have a driver’s license. I’ve never lived on my own. I’ve only had two boyfriends ( Read more... )

Okay. My birthday type thing is happening soon. I will be old. I’m not planning any parties or big shindigs, but I’m going to be at the Quarter Lounge on Friday, October 3rd at 6pm. Just a few drinks and a jukebox takeover. Bring yourself. Bring a friend. Bring a donkey… as long as you promise not to tell me why.

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It's really rare that I find anyone attractive. In fact, it's been months. I went shopping today. At one point I'm looking across the street and I catch myself thinking "Holy geez! He's totally cute!" About one second later I realize that I'm looking at Richard Patrick. My brain is evil. Normal boys? Noooooo.

This is dumb.

Things are awesome and stupid right now. My job is fantastic and I’m starting to feel important. This is good because of the thing that is stupid. I have no social life. I don’t know how to meet people. Even if I did meet people, I rarely find anyone that I enjoy spending time with. Really, I shouldn’t complain too much; the friends I do have ( Read more... )

!!!Happy birthday Taryn!!!


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I am not a social person. It’s incredibly difficult for me to make friends. Really, I don’t make friends; friends occasionally happen to me. Because of this, I’ve always had a ‘beggars can’t be choosers’ view of the whole thing. I can't do it anymore. It’s healthier to have no friends at all than to have friends that don’t respect you or to ( Read more... )