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November's Hottest Ticket
By now I'm sure you've all heard the announcement. A show one night in mid-November. I have a hook-up - and I've already secured two seats in the second row. I know people. And I wouldn't miss this one for the world, so I called in a favor ( Read more... ) -
ENOUGH!
I am so tired of hearing about the Pope's visit.
Why do people get so excited about this? -
She Calls it Like She Sees It
This morning during our mad rush to get out the door, Cierra was trying to hurry Jenna along. Jenna does not like to be rushed. She frequently tells Cierra, "you're not the mommy of me ( Read more... ) -
CJ
Cierra keeps a journal. It's in a Hello Kitty notebook. I stumbled upon it last night as I was digging through the mounds of paper in her bookbag, looking for a permission slip.
So OF COURSE I read it.
Generally, she just writes song lyrics - some original, some from her IPod. She also writes lists of the kids in her class and columns of numbers.
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The Moment Every Parent DREADS
Last Friday, when I returned from work, Cierra asked if she could speak to me privately. I figured she was just going to expound on her severe hatred for me.
We go into my room. And out it comes:
"Mom, can I see those things that you use whn you get that bleeding thing?"
BLOW TO MY STOMACH BECAUSE I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!
"You mean menstruation, my ( Read more... ) -
Trash Picking
I saw on the news that various body parts were found in bags strewn across I-80. Here is the question I have ( Read more... ) -
No Matter WHO Posed....
The Mona Lisa is ugly. It looks like a Cro-magnon man. Why is it so special? -
Out with the Old
1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before? nothing
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? i'm resolution free because I'm perfect
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? sure did!
4. Did anyone close to you die? my cousin
5. What countries did you visit? USA
6. What would you like to have in 2008 ( Read more... ) -
THESE DREAMS ARE MADE OF SNOT
I had a dream last night that I was kissing someone famous. I don't know which celebrity it was, but in Dreamland, he was ultra famous and fabulous and he was in love with me.
After kissing passionately, we pulled apart and he looked at me with disgust and said "You have a bat in the cave".
Sure enough, I had a HUGE BOOGER DANGLING FROM MY NOSE.
He ( Read more... )