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Dec 03, 2002 20:59

Where the fuck is my hat, I've got places to go.

*tapes a note to the gates of Gamgee Hall* )

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bilbogamgee December 3 2002, 18:14:05 UTC

I BET IT'S A CAT! I BET IT'S A CAT! I wanna keep it. :):):)

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fredegarbolger December 3 2002, 18:23:07 UTC
Dont mess up my floors.

...or any other part of my house, for that matter.

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O_O - has anxiety attack- hat_of_fat_ty December 3 2002, 18:55:47 UTC
ohmigodohmigodohmigod. where am i?!!??.

i really dont know.
last thing i remember is...a box..and little red m&ms in it. and i ate them all. and then i felt like i was falling. and i think someone dropped me. but it was hella fun. and i dont know. but omigod omgigod.

wow as far as i know. last night was fun. but...maybe i WAS RAPED!!! and i dont know how fun it was!! cuz i cant remember!!! omigod.

wow. i feel good. -sits funny- -starts falling-

i still dunno where i beeee. faaaattty come get me. pleeeasse. why does everything look like theres two....what is clones are taking over the world?!

and. did you ducttape that slut or is she mute.the screams stopped a few days ago. are you sure shes alive?
fatty?

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Re: O_O - has anxiety attack- fredegarbolger December 3 2002, 19:18:57 UTC
..box? m&ms? ... fuck, did you get into that stash I keep ..er.. kept in the closet?

...

God dammit you are in the closet. And there isn't two of everything, that's a mirror, and you took way too much of whatever I had up there... shit, what did I have up there...

No, she's still alive, sadly. Tried to gnaw off my feet when I went down there yesterday. You think she'd be more appreciative of my generousity in bringing her week-old, half eaten bowls of ramen and polluted water from that part of the Brandywine Frodo's parents poisoned when they decided to swan dive into Mandos. That cunt.

You don't have a stomach that needs pumping, do you? no, you'd be dead by now. Come on, we're leaving.

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BLASPHEMY drogobaggins December 4 2002, 02:49:19 UTC
O_o

::thwap::

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Re: BLASPHEMY fredegarbolger December 4 2002, 08:22:18 UTC
OW!

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