There's a hotel on Wisconsin Ave., I think the Hilton, that has enoromous windows looking in on a very pretty swimming pool area, with plants and slides and crap. It looks very nice. In the winter you can look in on all these warm people running around in their swimsuits while you freeze your ass off in the snow ( Read more... )

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I imagine most of you remember me predicting, as part of my annual "George 500 Foretells The Coming Year" post, that Sam Donaldson would murder three people in a bizarre sex quadrangle involving fursuits and balloons ( Read more... )

I'm considering defriending everyone who doesn't have GMail. Why don't you all just crawl back into your K-hole and write Friendster testimonials while you play Oregon Trail and listen to Prodigy or Urge Overkill or some shit, you losers.

Oh, and thank you Bethany.

OK, here's a link to the best user info on LJ. He just friended me because I told him he was attractive in the gay bear community that I run. ( bears_and_cubs )

I wasn't going to post it here because I was going to friend him but my friends list is too big anyway.

This dude is the best...

ucf69boyHow can you not enjoy a fellow who's interested in "piss ( Read more... )

My neighbors have a license plate that reads "3 at once" in reference to their triplet children.

I was thinking I'd ask the wife if it refered to cocks.

I think the husband's a firefighter, so he could probably kick my ass. Still though, I'm pretty sure I should do this.

1. Go into your LJ's archives.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your LJ along with these instructions.

From Wednesday, November 14th, 2001;

"My ex-wife once refered to my manhood as 'that little mouse'."

:(

George G0 : *huggles*
George G0 : *huggles*
George G0 : *forced huggles*
George G0 : *forcing you to huggle*
BlgordyBG : MOTHER FUCKING HUGGLE.

Don't click on "read more" if you've never played dungeons and dragons.

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awesome

fucking awesome

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