I think I have a headache from the Senate.

And that is why I'm awesome.

[[ ooc: I have permission from Megs herself to allow for fourth wall breakage. SO HAVE AT IT FOLKS. ]]

RUSSIA

It has come to my attention that once again you are obstructing freedom and justice by refusing to allow the shipment of gas to Europe. Europe who is currently freezing. And it is my job as a hero to help those in need.

THAT SAID, TOMORROW, I WILL START DROPPING PROPANE GAS TANKS TO ALL OF EUROPE.

DON'T WORRY GUYS, I'VE GOT THIS.

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Who: America and Estelle
When: Sunday
What: America and Estelle being happily married and retarded. Which they do quite well.
Where: Their house in suburbia. It's got a rather large library since both of them are quite well off.
Why: Because we can. That should be enough reason.

( Pretend that Alfred was using the Twilight series as doorstops )

So I don't have an adopted son after all. At least not according to him.

Estelle can we get a whale now? We've got the room!

( ooc cut because America does not care )

HEY ESTELLE

WANNA COME TO THE CHRISTMAS BALL WITH ME?

OKAY SO I'M FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO COMPLETING VASH'S DARE. Which was to post a picture that's just as bad as the ones of Arthur.

SO

HERE IT IS.

( ooc cut and sliiiightly nsfw )

OI. ARTHUR.

What was that you said about not being gay?

( ooc cut like you would never believe )

ARTHUR I HATE YOU

I KEEP STARING AT THEM, WANTING TO EAT THEM BUT I CAN'T

Instead I drew sad faces on them with catchup.


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Hello everyone! I am Alfred F. Jones, or as some know me, America. Don't listen to Arthur if you can help it - he's still bitter about the whole independence thing.

I figured I'd do a more exciting introduction than just explaining who I am, so I've decided to show you!
( ooc cut because America would rather die than cut this )