Oh, you've got to be kidding...!

*a few obvious squishing noises*

You're tomatoes, you're not supposed to be able to attack! Note to self, never take up genetics......If only I could get my damn freeze ray back up and running...at this rate, I'd take one of Johnny Snow's stupid ice beams--aw, damn, the door...! Wait, just, I'll set up a ( Read more... )

Things I never thought I'd miss--laundry day. Not the--day itself, I mean, just the laundromat. And not the place itself, but, uh, just...maybe I just miss the mundane...things.

...And the people.

*the sound of pacing*

So I gather that people just up and leave here? Just like that? I also gather it's not a choice that they make.

I mean, not that we'd all make that choice to leave if we could, but ( Read more... )

So we've got truthiness (totally a word) going around, crazy people, sometimes both at the same time, hateful heroes, and me, not knowing what I'm doing. That's always fun. But that's cool, I'll roll with it. I'm good at rolling with things I'm handed, ever since college. So, you know, I guess I'll just keep doing whatever I think I should be ( Read more... )

Test 1, 2, I know this thing has a mic... Okay, all right, here we go. *clears throat*

People of--what’s this place called, again?--Econtra! I don’t know how you people are with the whole 'evil villain' thing around here, but with this many people, there are bound to be a couple. But, anyway, BEHOLD the NEW face of evil! ...Um, I mean, mine. ( Read more... )