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SIGH.

In the immortal words of Dr. Dre: "Fuck y'all/All y'all."

Also: In a defiant speech to several hundred lingering supporters, No on 1 campaign manager Jesse Connolly pledged that his side “will not quit until we know where every single one of these votes lives."Hey, I was thinking the same thing! I'll bring the rectal pear and the scold's ( Read more... )

it's the Lord of Chaos movie!

With one of the sparkly vampire dudes from Twilight playing Varg Vikernes! Who is, of course, furious about the whole thing, because the movie was written by Jews blah blah who the fuck cares. I myself am going to go see it, because come on, how can it not be hilarious? I found Lord of Chaos to be interesting when ( Read more... )

Oh, I needed a laugh, and thanks to The American Spectator, I have found one. I am perpetually amused by things like Conservativepunk.com, and other attempts to argue that right-wing politics are somehow inherently punk rock. But here, I'll just unpack the most hilarious little bit of that article:

For at least the past 30 years, everything the ( Read more... )

I think this is possibly the worst song I have ever heard. Like, for real. I drank lots of beer and smoked the wacky in college, of course...but wishing you could spend the rest of your days drinking Miller Lite on a puke-covered couch in a frat house is just bogus and sad. Life goes on, dude, and this joint has officially bumped Dead Prez's "Be ( Read more... )

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I've been drinking coffee instead of booze for the time being, due to a disastrous New Year's Eve* (thankfully [?] I blacked out and don't remember any of the really horrible stuff), and wow! I used to laugh at Cindy Ovenrack's suggestion that coffee can be an anti-depressant, but it's true! It makes me way too twitchy and hyper to want to sit ( Read more... )

I would say that 2008 is about #3 on my personal top five worst years of my life. And now it's over! And I have a hangover that feels like an alien fetus trying to burst out of me! Whee!

And for the iPod generation, you can get [the entire Bible] on your MP3 player, read and performed by a Hollywood cast, including Forest Whitaker as Moses, Cuba Gooding Jr as Jonah, and a possibly typecast Samuel L Jackson as God.

I have gotten a total five hours of sleep in the past two days. Yay for caffeine and stress!

I just read the text of Sarah Palin's RNC speech and now I want to gouge my eyes out with a grapefruit spoon. I mean, I know that pandering to the lowest common denominator is par for the course in a presidential election but jesus. You're a hockey mom, Sarah? Well, golly gee! That sure does qualify you to be next in line to lead the country! ( Read more... )