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[lordof_imladris]

Uh. So I didn't plan out this impromptu trip as well as I should have. I need a baby sitter for Butch and Sundance since I will not can't take them with me and it looks like the other kids are coming with us, too.

So let me leave my infant children in the care of kinslayers, druggies, and incestuous homicidal maniacs! Who's up for it?

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[king_finarfin]

Before any of the nuts can step up, I'll take them. Earwen will probably baby them like her own six thousand children and teach them the values that go along with being royalty. In other words, your brats will be utterly spoiled by your standards when you get back. Fair enough?

[fingolfinnoldor]

Give them to my House! We'll set them loose in the wild to forage for their own food and fend off dangerous animals and Oromë! Then at night they'll curl up to the giant bonfire they made themselves and tell ghost stories and roast rabbits.

[slutofulmo]

I'll teach them to be sexy. ;)

[vana_everyoung]

I'll teach them to be angsty and spiteful. :)

[lordof_imladris]

While all those offers are very tempting and such, I'm giving them to Narf. Mostly because his possibilities won't make my children little hellions later on-- I mean, they will, but not in a way that Erestor can't handle. :) Bye bye!