This afternoon, identical twin daughters were born to myself & Mrs. Simanowitz, approximately 150 feet from the exact spot where myself and my two sisters were born, and where my great grandpa as well as both grandparents (one three months ago) on my Mom's side died (likely both my parents and myself will expire there someday as well ( Read more... )

I've done it. I've officially lost myself ( Read more... )

Hey, everybody ( Read more... )

How do these guys sell Stuffit Deluxe 9 for HALF the price of the download-only version?
http://www.macresq.com/store/detail.php?prodID=p010344

Thought I'd pass it on - everybody needs stuffit!

~Jason

For those of you in the know about my unborn children, you may not know yet what sex they are.

Wednesday I found out they're girls. Come April I'll be a daddy too, but until then I'll continue laughing at Ken as he deals with his fatherhood. He'll get his turn to reciprocate in April.

~Jason

Only 3% of the world will mourn me? This statement alone qualifies this meme as complete bullshit. People love me, God damn it.

~Jason

Yeah... this was posted at 5:00 AM. I woke up at 3:15 for a brief trip to the Little Buckaroo's room and couldn't sleep. I guess I should try again - I have to be up, ready and leave the house by 7:00!

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I have a wife. I will soon have children. Society has let everyone down and is on it's way down the toilet ( Read more... )

I am a hybrid of:
Academic Girl
Progressive Girl

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Apple owed up to it's end of the bargain and sent me a $70 check yesterday, FedEx! Whoo-hoo! That, plus my regular unemployment check, will get me an extra value meal ( Read more... )