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Which muppet am I?
Last time I took this quiz I was the Swedish Chef. ( Now I am... ) -
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Most of the time I am really ambivalent about my national identity, and sometimes I find it downright embarrassing, as I did 5 minutes ago. Some goddamn idiots who live in my dorm complex started setting off fireworks and blaring the Star Spangled Banner. I don't want to deconstruct American identity. I want to destroy it ( Read more... ) -
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I am mourning the death of my basil plant, which fell off my windowsill during a thunderstorm today. I was not home to witness its plunge. I only see the shattered and withering result. -
K-A-F-F-E-E!!
I seem to have solved the bad taste problem and my existence as a coffee-identified person is no longer threatened ( Read more... ) -
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While extremely guilty of attempting to write this way myself, I am getting sick of reading the style of writing so common in the academic texts of cultural and queer studies. Two examples from the article before me: "Inasmuch as literary criticism investigates queer literature (or que[e]ries literary representation), it tends to rely on queer ( Read more... ) -
All is not right with the world...
For the past 2 days my coffee has been tasting absolutely dreadful. Could this be the end of my addiction? No!!! It cannot be! Coffee is part of my identity (and I get monster headaches if I don't drink it). If I no longer drink coffee, does that mean I'm no longer a coffee drinker? What if I still occasionally drink coffee? (Parallels to other ( Read more... ) -
pink breweries and flesh-eating ants
Today I discovered a part of the Black Forest I hadn't yet been to. I took the train to Seebrugg at the far end of the Schluchsee. There were tons of people out on boats, sailing, and windsurfing. The weather was perfect! Strangely there were no nudies out sunbathing. I hiked to Grafenhausen, a little nest high atop a hill, and could kinda see the ( Read more... ) -
McAppalled
McDonald's to sell own brand of skateboards, bikes
article highlight: Ronald McDonald make-over - from geeky clown to greasy Adonis -
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quandary: is my stomach hurting because i am nervous and excited? or is it hurting because i took my benadryl before anything else was in my otherwise cast-iron stomach ( Read more... ) -
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"So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it."