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Getting a Tattoo
I was trying to think about good tattoos to get last night (not for me as it turned out, the reason for which will become apparent) and as per my usual reaction to these things I could only come up with appalling but funny ideas. Here are my top 4 ( Read more... ) -
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Shitting hell! I just got totally robbed on the bus. Fell asleep and woke up with some bell end going through my pockets. Fought him off and thought I was sound but as it turns out the cunt got away with my mobile phone! Result is for the next couple of days until I get my new SIM card (same number) I will be contactable only by e-mail. So: ( Read more... ) -
Ahem
*Clears throat*
What does this mean?... It means Minami is in 7 days and we are sooo not like that. Get off your poo bowl and start scooping shit, Hitler.
A - Ass
B - Bum
C - Crack
D - Derriere
E - Exit Hole
F - Fanny (American)
G - Gluteous Maximus
H - Heiny
I - iAnus (like iPod)
J - Jeffery
K - Krack (German)
L - Lard-arse
M - Mound
N - Numptie
O - Orifice
P - ( Read more... ) -
New recordings!
Hello folks ( Read more... ) -
I woke up with hangover on my mind
Cracker joke:
Q: What did Aleister's LJ message say to the recipient?
A: Enjoy your self during this overly festive period.
Nice try, Santa.
Last night when drunk we invented a new game called 'Shunt Guts'. My ribs now hurt as well as my hungover kitchen sink head. Hope you all feel as rough as I do. On with the Christmas ale... -
Nice things
Earlier this evening as I stood waiting under a bus shelter on Old Kent Road, two European guys joined me, one asking for a light. I gave him my matches and he lit his last smoke. Their bus arrived before mine and both attempted to board but the matches guy wasn't let on because he had no prepay on his Oyster Card. To be certain that he really was ( Read more... ) -
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Angstiest song I've ever written perhaps. its over 6 minutes long so please bare with me. I hope you enjoy it.
PS my microphone is still only GBP4.00. Nice try. -
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The deed is done.As the type of smoker who usually only cracks open the fags in pubs/ clubs or after a meal in a restaurant, this is ultimately a good thing for me I suppose. The ban does not start until the summer of 2007 though, which brings me to a proposition for the smokers amongst us ( Read more... ) -
Oyster Card Rant!
I know it is a pretty mundane thing to blog on, but I have to tell someone about this abysmal situation ( Read more... ) -
Ricecream Goes Live!
My new website has just gone online - check it out!
It's been a seriously long time since my last website went down (has anybody seen the "random thing" which now inhabits colourblindboy.net?) and I don't know how I've managed to find any decent work without a portfolio to reffer people to ( Read more... )