I haven't posted in ages because, well, life has kinda sucked around here. Last week when I came to work on Monday (after having been out at the elementary school and therefore losing money on Friday), I opened my paycheck to see it was cut in half. I spent the first part of the week trying to figure out why and feeling certain it was a mistake, ( Read more... )

Justin claims if he waters the carpet it will grow. This comes from the same man who just decided to make split pea soup in the blender and got it all over a kitchen wall. I think we've got a little cabin fever going on here.

I'm sorry I never post anymore, as pointed out by Arianna - lately I feel like my life's not worth writing about. But, take a ( Read more... )

I'm probably the last person to hear about this, but just in case I'm not....
Not safe for work, or for the faint of heart

I'm not sure about the morals or ethics of all of this, but it certainly is entertaining.

Today after work I needed to go to the store to buy cupcakes and stick-on tattoos. I make a very good grown-up!

Cleaning out your refrigerator is infinitely more fun when you do it with John (who doesn't actually live with me, even though the super thinks so). For everything we took out that was still good, we said "Hooray (fill in the name here)", so things like "Hooray green grapes!". And when something was bad, we would say something like "Boo three week ( Read more... )

My faithful computer Tupac is very sick (i.e. the hard drive is dead) and is in the shop where they're attempting to save some of the data from him, especially my pictures from Japan. Keep your fingers crossed for Tupac's speedy recovery! This is why I don't write/respond/email properly, etc - that and the fact that I was dumb enough to take two ( Read more... )

So I saw this movie the other night and loved it, but one of my favorite things about it was the following quotation:

"Death! You are my bitch lover!"

If you know what movie this is from - and no using Google or any other search engine - I will send you a present (really!).

(I hope this isn't ridiculously easy and I get totally humiliated!!)

I saw this article today and was intrigued. My pal Mike the doctor-in-training told me about the vaccine a few months ago and I was excited to hear about it, but I never expected them to recommend it for girls aged 11-12. It makes sense - it would be a likely age to catch girls before they catch HPV - but the conservatives are going to shit ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was sitting next to a woman on the bus who had just finished "A Million Little Pieces". I asked her what she thought of it, we talked briefly, and then I put my iPod headphones in. When it was her stop, I stood up to let her out and told her to have a nice afternoon. She told me to take care of my hearing and to also have a nice ( Read more... )

Today is my 25th birthday. I am so old! I need a strawberry margarita, stat. My parents sent me a bonzai tree, but it's only 5, so I still have 20 years on it.

I'm currently listening to Rilo Kiley on my office CD player. This is about as subversive as I get here. Take note ( Read more... )