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[kingelessar]

So, I got this message earlier that I sort of used as scratch paper for a doodle of Arwen's breasts and I just flipped it over and...

...Anorien seems to be on fire.

Why do I feel I should be doing something about this?

Comments

[halbarad]

Dear Sire,

Put it out.

Yours,

The Unpaid Lackey

[elrondhalfelven]

Dear Hatfucker,

You're very smart. Want Erestor's job?

Yours,

The Charmingly Stupid Couch Potato

[divaerestor]

Dear Most Benevolent Boss;

You wouldn't!!

OMG ur liek so meen!!!11!!

Yours,

The Cheetos-fetchin' Cheetah

[elrondhalfelven]

Dear Kitty,

You're right, I wouldn't. Now fetch me some orange soda and I'll give you this neat flattened nickel I found on the railroad tracks.

Sternly,

Bruce SpringsteenThe Boss

[eomer_of_rohan]

IT'S WHAT?!!?!??!?!!?

...pants, pants, where are my PANTS--

[karl_urban]

*airdrops you another pair of my jeans* Honestly, you'd think you could keep up with something like that.

[halbarad]

Dear Eomer,

Try the floor. ;)

Yours,

Halbarad

[ladyeowyn]

Dear Bro,

You know, with the way you behave, I'm surprised you EVER wear pants.

Maybe an easy-access kilt would help...?

Love,
Eowyn

[arwenundomiel]

i hope you didn't throw away the doodle.

[kingelessar]

Doh!

I'll have to do another one.

[arwenundomiel]

oooh, i'll pose!! it'll be just like in titanic, only it won't suck and we're way hotter!

[kingelessar]

Woot!

Backseat sex!!!!