Lala's Masterlist & WIPS
LAST UPDATED: 14 NOVEMBER 2011
Blanket Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to any of these characters, films, or people.
Somewhere over the slash rainbow of my mind, it happened. But not in Kansas, unfortunately.STXI ACADEMY AU’S & TEENAGER
Textual Attraction
Series: STXI Academy AU
Rating: R
Length: ~15,900
Summary: Valentine’s Day does not bring up pleasant memories for Cadet Kirk. But the serendipitous switch-up of his cell phone with a particular Vulcan professor’s will make his day far more interesting - and romantic. Perhaps some new memories can be made!
Part 1 Part 2
Tear You Apart
Series: STXI Academy AU
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~10,800
Warnings: Angry sex, and bare-backing. H/C.
Summary: ‘It’s only just a crush, it'll go away; it's just like all the others it'll go away.
Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know; you pray it all away, but it continues to grow.’
A/N: This ficlet is based entirely off of the song Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge. It’s one of my all-time favourite songs, and I hope this pays proper tribute to its sexy intensity.
Part 1 Part 2
Half a Dream Away
Series: STXI Academy AU
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~24,100
Warnings: A hell of a lot of fluff, with a side of H/C.
Summary: In reply to an st_xi_kink_meme prompt from lallyloo , of lyrics: You know I dreamed about you / For twenty-nine years / Before I saw you / You know I dreamed about you / I missed you for twenty-nine years.
A/N: This started as a one-shot, but due to the flattering and wonderful pleas of a few people, I continued this as a series. You could still read the first chapter as a one-shot if you wanted to, though!
Chapters: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
Teenage Kicks
Series: STXI
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~3,000
Warnings: Brief allusion to abuse. Oh, and hate crimes against the Red Shirts of the Enterprise.
Summary: Fill for an st_xi_kink_meme prompt: Kirk & Spock are de-aged to teenagers, and raging hormones and angst ensue.
Redeeming Qualities of Public Transportation (Aka Hot Blonds on Buses)
Series: STXI Academy
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,200
Summary: Drabble fill for an st_xi_kink_meme prompt: Kirk falls asleep on a bus and Spock finds himself with a lap full a hot sleeping stranger.
Not Your Average Juliet
Series: STXI High School AU
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~8,300
Summary: That crack high-school AU where Spock is popular, Kirk is not, Gaila is a cheerleader, and Spock deals with an anonymous online hater.
This Fire (WIP)
Series: STXI Academy AU
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~7,500
Warnings: Allusions to a very troubled past. Also, unbeat'ed & mistakes are mine.
Summary: I year in the life of one James T. Kirk, age seventeen, and is time spent at the Pike Institution for Higher Learning
A/N 1: An st_xi_kink_meme prompt fill. An Anon called out the Marvel geeks of this fandom and implored a crossover of sorts. How could this Marvel fan refuse?
A/N 2: Jim's powers are based off the character Sunspot. You can check out how he looks when his abilities are at work HERE.
Chapters: I, II, III
The Jacket
Series: STXI Academy AU
Rating: PG
Length: ~700
Summary: Spock walks Jim home after a New Years party. Jim is not clever or particularly funny - he just wants to make sure he sees Spock again.
Shut Up and Kiss Me
Series: STXI Academy
Pairing: Gaila/Bones
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~570
Summary: “So why not laugh - why not cry? Life comes from both.”
A/N: norwegianwood23 requested a Gaila/Bones kiss in the rain, with an unexpected interruption.
STXI MIRROR!VERSE
Grey Matter
Author: lalazee
Series: STXI AU Academy Mirrorverse
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~11,000
Warnings: D/S, biting, bare-backing, violence. Oh, and Gaila - a girl like her should wear a warning.
Summary: At the Starfleet Winter Masquerade, Jim Kirk encounters a mysterious man dressed as a Vulcan. The consequences of one night of fun threaten to come back in ten-fold.
A/N 1: Accompanying art by carouselcycles .
A/N 2: Written for ksadvent .
Part 1 Part 2
Unstable Matter
Series: STXI AU Academy Mirrorverse
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,800
Warnings: Manipulative boys and their mortal toys.
Summary: It’s been months now and Kirk is still leading Spock on a game of cat and mouse. But why?
A/N 1: This takes place after the events of my fic Grey Matter, but is easily a stand-alone.
Dark Matter
Series: STXI AU Academy Mirrorverse
Rating: R
Length: ~1,000
Warnings: ANGST, SERVED ICE COLD.
Summary: There are some nights that Kirk knows Spock will walk away.
A/N: Timestamp following Grey Matter and Unstable Matter.
Personal Matter
Series: STXI AU Academy Mirrorverse
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,000
Warnings: H/C.
Summary: There was an old Human idiom regarding giving an inch and taking a mile. Jim did not take miles - he conquered planets.
A/N: Timestamp following Grey Matter, Unstable Matter, Dark Matter.
Vengeance
Series: STXI Mirrorverse
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~560
Warnings: Um. Genocide.
Summary: "I would destroy worlds for you."KID!FIC VERSE FEATURING KIRK, SPOCK, KELVIN, ETC.
The First Four Times Spock Expected a Child and the Fifth Time He Didn't
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~4,000
Warnings: A little H/C, but basically a long road of rainbow fluff and babies. There is no mpreg in this fic, nor will there ever be in this kid!verse.
Summary: Babies always come as a surprise, even to the logical Spock. But the last time is a real whopper.
A/N 1: Um, so I’ve cut bits and pieces from both TOS and STXI, then glued them haphazardly together in my own twisted collage of the Star Trek universe.
A/N 2: Darling fanart of the Family Enterprise by makowe_pola right HERE.
Five-ity Million
Rating: PG
Length: ~1,000
Summary: Family life, in no logical order.
A/N 1: Wonderful,spot-on fanart HEREby idkmybffspock ! Also, a hilarious portrayal of a grown-up Talia and Syvek right HERE by makowe_pola !
A/N 2: A beautiful, spot-on portrayal of Talia, Annie, and Amanda by makowe_pola !
A Totally Not-Boring Day
Series: STXI AU
Rating: PG
Length: ~1,700
Warnings: Devastating cuteness! No? Oh, okay...
Summary: Kelvin is bored. Jim , Spock - help!
A/N 1: Filling a request for the magnificent lama_mama , who wanted more of my Kid!Verse.
A/N 2: NOW WITH SUPER AWESOME FANART by cannedebonbon!
Super Awesome Badass Kid Returns the Favour
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2,000
Summary: An st_xi_kink_meme prompt fill. Anon requested "times Jim and Spock had to rescue their kid from untold peril, and the one time their super awesome badass kid returned the favour".
A/N 1: A wonderful rendition of Kelvin HERE by cannedebonbon!
Surviving Your Parents’ Interspecies Gay Love Affair (WIP)
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~785
Warnings: It’s not incest, but it’s hilarious. No - just me? Okay... Also, unbeta'ed, so there's bound to be mistakes!
Summary: T’hy’la. The final frontier. These are the tales of the Kelvin S’chn T’gai Kirk, the son of Captain (and Admiral three times, but who’s counting) Kirk and Commander (because he keeps refusing Captaincy) Spock. His life-long mission: to endure two stubborn fathers, to cover his eyes whenever necessary, and to boldly survive his parents’ interspecies gay love affair.
A/N: This series is entirely planned out, but I won’t be updating regularly. Luckily for you, there is absolutely no order to these stories! I write them as I’m inspired and each snippet is stand-alone in the scheme of things.
Happy Endings All Around
Rating: PG
Length: ~1,100
Summary: Amanda and Kelvin attended StarFleet Academy together. It was just as much of a disaster as one can expect from two S'chn T'gai Kirk kids.
A/N: Fantastic art of Amanda by makowe_pola.
STAR TREK REBOOT AU
Helloooo, Nurse!
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~9,300
Warnings: A couple descriptions of serious injuries. H/C.
Summary: An st_xi_kink_meme fill for this prompt: Jim Kirk is the only male nurse on the Enterprise. He’s also the only one with any experience with Vulcan biology. You can guess who he’s been assigned to.
A/N 1: Anon’s wishes: “Mostly I'm just envisioning Kirk in the Science blues, and Spock falling in love with him because, yeah, Kirk is good at his job and knows what the hell he's talking about and can hold a scientific conversation with Spock about Vulcan biology, culture, etc. Spock, who normally hates visits to the medbay begins to look forward to the moments he gets to spend with Nurse Kirk.”
A/N 2: Fun and beautiful fanart by HERE, by lama_mama , and HERE, by makowe_pola .
Keep Calm and Conceal Vulcans (Current WIP)
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~63,000+
Warnings: A lot of pop culture references.
Summary: A 21st Century AU; In a time when alien life has yet to be discovered, Spock's ship crash-lands in Jim Kirk's cornfield. But, dammit, this is real life - not an episode of The X-Files!
Chapters & Art: MASTERLIST
Hot Tamale
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~900
Summary: An st_xi_kink_meme prompt fill. Spock owns an upscale restaurant, but needs help spicing things up. He hires Chef Kirk to save the day.
Additional Parts: Bold Flavor by verizonhorizon and Taste of Perfection by lalazee .
Frills and Fancy and Fuc-
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2,000
Warnings: Um, slightly ridiculous purple prose?
Summary: Sir James the Gold is agitated that he must dress as a princess to lure a dragon. Sir Spock the Silver relaxes him.
A/N: Art by cannedebonbon.
Meet Me at the Barricade
Rating: NC-17
Length:~18,550
Warnings: Graphic violence, murder and blood.
Summary: In the treacherous, misty hills of Orion juts a great mountain. There one can find Gaila, Queen of the Cloudfolk, her daughter and heir, Kailan, and a lone warrior who is not like the rest. When a party of Vulcans arrive from the far south with promises on their lips and lirpas standing tall at their hips, one wonders if a victor can rise from this.
A/N: Art by deliciousny.
Saudade (WIP, Part One of Three - Complete)
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~34,000
Summary: This is a story about two lost boys who find their identities in each other, only to be torn apart by their fears, confusion, and insecurities. This is a story about scars and anger, forgiveness and trust. This is a story that spans more than ten years - from that first, sudden summer love, through the trialling Academy years, and into the adventure of adulthood. This is a story about a love that remains - whether it’s wanted or not.
Warnings: Child abuse and allusions to. Underage romance between a fifteen & eighteen year-old.
STAR TREK REBOOT
But Close
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2,300
Warnings: A lot of H/C.
Summary: Just because they’re t’hy’la doesn’t mean life is perfect. Kirk and Spock are in a real relationship: bickering, annoyances, and monotony included! Oh, but they’ll get through it - they always do.
Dat Ass
Rating: R
Length: ~1,700
Warnings: Men in panties, frotting in jail cells, good times all around.
Summary: In reply to a st_xi_kink_meme prompt: Kirk in ladies' underwear, anyone? Preferably a thong or some booty shorts, because have you SEEN Kirk's ass?
Can It
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,000
Summary: An st_xi_kink_meme prompt: Kirk (while slightly inebriated) attempts to crush a can against his head during shore leave. This back fires on him. Spock manages to crush it against his own head in order to get Kirk to stop hurting himself. This is the hottest thing drunk!Kirk has ever seen Spock do.
Oops
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~900
Warnings: Silly sex here, there, and everywhere! Cracky porn.
Summary:For an st_xi_kink_meme prompt. Three people who looked into Kirk’s eyes as they came, and the one who did when they were actually having sex.
The De-Aged Story That Wasn't
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~5,200
Summary: Spock hallucinates that that Jim has been de-aged to five years old and responds accordingly.
A/N: Darling, fluffy fanart by cannedebonbon!
Nyota’s Pride
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~900
Pairing: Uhura/Scotty (main), Uhura/Spock, Uhura/OC
Summary: Uhura has an emotional history with her hair.
A/N: An st_xi_kink_meme request: ‘I want a fic where the girl gets her hair cut and the guy likes it (whether because it's not his damn business what she does with her hair or because she looks good however, or whatever I don't care)’.
Get Your Motor Runnin’
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~450
Warnings: I slipped a little Supernatural into this cocktail as well. Shhh...
Summary: Kirk and Spock wait to get towed, while Spock gets to say ‘I told you so’.
Momentum
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~8,000
Warnings: Cake as a plot device.
Summary: All Spock needs is a little momentum towards his Captain. And as much as he abhors to admit it, Lieutenant Marlena Moreau is just the person to provide a push - or, when necessary, a punch.
Oh oh oh (won’t you carry me home)
Rating: PG
Length: ~200
Summary: A drabble prompt from the lovely norwegianwood23: Fireman’s carry.
A/N: Art by insideapollo.
Only a Kiss
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~920
Summary: Jim is straight. Obviously.
A/N: ninjaboots requested a lolarious aliens-made-them-do-it cracky kiss scenario, so here it is!
He's Not Your Boyfriend (He's Mine)
Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,200
Summary: Maybe Sulu was a little possessive... but that was healthy.
Kitty Kirk
Rating: R
Length: ~1,880
Summary: Kirk was turned into a cat, and now he's been turned back. Mostly.
PINTO RPF
Left Hand on Heart
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~10,000
Summary:Twister shenanigans & hijinks.
Three Dozen Daisies
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2,150
Summary: The AU where Chris is a florist and Zach celebrates every holiday in existence, so he can come and buy flowers from him.
Sharing is Caring
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~760
Summary: A drabble comment fic for the Summer Luau at pintofest ; in which Chris shares his food with Zach for the very first time (and the previous times which he does not).
Ode to Demi Moore
Rating: PG
Length: ~900
Summary:A trek_rpf_kink prompt: Chris is the one who cut Zach’s hair.
OMIGAWD
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,000
Warnings: Unnecessary use of caps.
Summary: Pinto discover Pinto fic and resolve to write Pinto fic.
Truth in a Dare
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,140
Summary: Classic Pinto kissing on a dare.
Fidelity
Rating: R
Length: ~26,250
Summary: AKA, Zach's Skilful Circumvention of the Dangerous and Unintentionally Charming Chris Pine. Chris is engaged, Zach is his wedding planner, and everyone in the world is an asshole.
THE EAGLE
Tequila Sunrise
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~560
Summary: It’s a rodeo AU. Yeehaw!
Exhibit G
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2,600
Summary: Esca and Marcus are the most incompatible dorm roommates ever.
Succumb
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~780
Summary: This is blood and lust and sin; this is discovery and revelation. This is Esca spreading Marcus before him without a care for his pain or suffering or pity or fear.
Church and a Two-Story
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~770
Summary: Esca truly wishes he were an atheist, now.
A/N: A vignette in
poziomeczka’s and
ladytiferet's great, gritty Knuckledusters!AU.
Never Return to the Scene of the Crime
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~39,000
Summary: Esca is a cat-burglar, and Marcus is just a regular Joe whom he can’t seem to stay away from.
Come at Me, Bro
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,000
Summary: Marcus attends a Mixed Martial Arts expo, and makes the mistake of laughing at the little guy who’s meant to demonstrate krav maga for the crowd. Said little guy proceeds to teach Marcus who’s boss.
Rasp
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~1,000
Summary: Marcus shaves his head. Esca loves it.
Take A Chance On Me
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,000
Summary: Marcus embarrasses himself in front of Esca, but it actually makes Esca like him more.
This Is Going to Become a Habit
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~440
Summary: The morning after a drunken Vegas wedding. Need I say more?
Current the_eagle_kink WIPs: Turn It Up & Turn Me On (college radiodj! Esca AU), We Made a Graveyard (zombie AU), Want (college slutty!Esca AU), Marcus Hates France, Until He Doesn't (angle!Esca, demon!Marcus AU), Real Bodyguards Don't Get Power Ballads (bodyguard!Marcus AU).
SUPERNATURAL
Promise Not to Promise Anymore
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~650
Spoilers: None.
Summary: There’s a wall between them, and for once it’s not figurative.
The First Seraph
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,200
Spoilers: S06E12
Warnings: The usual blasphemy that comes with the territory.
Summary: A coda.
On God and Goats and McDonald's Ball Pits
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~550
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Castiel trolls Dean.
How's Forever Been Baby
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~1,000
Spoilers: None.
Summary: "We could make another memory here. One that's less unfortunate."
Love and a Lake Monster Thing (WIP)
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13 (for now)
Length: ~3800
Spoilers: None
Warnings: The usual spookiness of any SPN episode. Also, unbeta'ed, mistakes mine.
Summary: Summer lovin’ happened so fa-aast... and so did the supernatural shenanigans.
Chapters: I
Finish Line
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Raiting: NC-17
Length: ~1,300
Spoilers: 6.19
Warnings: Angst.
Summary: Through everything - heaven and hell, angels and demons, tears and laughter and blood and guts - it always comes down to this. Coda to 6.19.
OTHER FANDOMS
The Desperate Man
Series: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames; short mention of Cobb/Arthur.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~4,000
Summary: “Forget your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room.”
I sing of arms and a man
Series: HBO’s Rome (slight AU)
Pairing: Pullo/Vorenus
Spoilers: S02
Length: ~2,000
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A sweltering summer day, golden freckles, and two old maids.
Bruder
Series: X-Men: First Class
Pairing: Erik/Charles
Rating: R
Length: ~1,500
Summary: Before there was Magneto and the Brotherhood of Mutants, there was only Erik and his brother.
A/N: AKA: The one where Erik and Charles get matching tattoos.WORKS IN PROGRESS
Saudade - [sawˈda.de] Described as “the love that remains”. Sometimes friends become enemies - and sometimes enemies fall in love. A reboot of The Fox & the Hound that spans more than ten years.
This Fire - A year in the life of one mutant James T. Kirk, age seventeen, and his time spent in the Pike Institute for Higher Learning.
Pathways (Pocaspocktas) - Total crack, this. Pocahontas reboot with Spock as Pocahontas, and Kirk as the carefree explorer, John Smith. I hope you laugh while reading this as much as I laughed writing it.
Keep Calm and Conceal Vulcans - 21st Century story. In a time when alien life has yet to be discovered, Spock's ship crash-lands in Jim Kirk's cornfield. But, dammit, this is real life, not an episode of The X-Files!
My December - Dean was always strong for Castiel and all Castiel ever did was watch and wait and pray for wisdom.