Gonna git me a gun and kill all the doggies I seeeeeeeeeeeee ( Read more... )

I know my boss told me when I was hired that there would be (sometimes extended) periods where I wouldn't have anything to do ( Read more... )

( Laurel mopes around the house and gets depressed )

I'm hungry, I have a headache, and I'm craving chocolate.

Tomorrow, I'm packing a friggin' sandwich for lunch. At least I know there's as much chicken & rice soup as I want waiting for me when I get back to the house.

i get up in the morning 'bout six a.m.
have a little jelly, have a little jam
take a piece of bread, put in the slot
push down the lever, and the wires get hot -
i get toast.

YEAH, TOAST!!!!

I love that song.

( Update on life in general: )

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Have you ever felt that, no matter what you try to do, you're being told that you're not going to move forward at all where you're at right now?

A.M. and I are trying to find a new place to live, and I'll tell you something -- It's tough.

( BS Laurel's had to deal with in trying to find a new house )

BP at 141/85.

(This is for the rest of the math geeks in the audience)

Hi, all. I just attended a corporate seminar on "Weight Management" and have come back with some formulas that some of you may find interesting. Below, a formula on calculating your daily caloric needs and a mathematical way to plan your weight loss, based on time/weight goals.

( Daily Caloric Need Calculation )

Week 2 End Update:

Beginning Weight: 290.0
Last week: 288.0
This week: 284.6
Short term goal: 250
Long term goal: 180

( What I'm doing, How I'm feeling )