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Jupiter Asceding
YOU ALL HAVE TO GO SEE THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW. IT IS SIMPLY THE MOST AMAZINGLY AWFUL FILM YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
SEAN BEAN IS A BEEMAN. A BEE MAN. I WANT THERE TO BE SUPERCAPITALS SO I CAN TYPE THAT EXTRA BIG BUT THERE ISN'T. -
Bitten
I though nothing in the world could surprise me, but how has this managed to get a second season? Going by the trailers they still have the same budget and acting skills.
(Er. Not sure why it was this piece of proof that we live in an unjust world that brought me back to livejournal. I've missed you all!) -
Outlander
I'm a bit ashamed to say how much I am enjoying this. Though it does show me that I would be the worst time traveller ever. No loos! No showers! No rights! Though, of course, this also has comely Scottish men to counterbalance that. But unless Jamie's chest sprouts unicorns and puppies and rainbows on a regular basis it really can't make up for ( Read more... ) -
The Strain
This show has taught me that the human race will die out because seriously we are too stupid to live. A taxi driver will sit in a car waving his hands saying 'what is this' as the lizard tongue guy smashes his tongue against the window, rather than drive away. People will not take the slightest effort to see if the crazy man, who previously had a ( Read more... ) -
There has to be an ultimate worst movie, right?
You know how you're convinced that you've seen the absolute worst film ever made and then suddenly you see The Spirit and find out that you've been deceived and there is even worse dross out there to be explored ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
I have seen so many ads for Outlander that my head is spinning. I hope they go whole hog and even have that totally creepy sexual healing scene at the end of the first novel. Complete with all the naked running around. -
Jaws 3
I cannot imagine how they went back to the well after this one. Saddest shark in the history of representations of killer sharks. Plus bonus crap 3d effects that can't have been effective even back then. -
My god, it's been so long
So I made a pathetic attempt to catch up on people's journals and gave that up to be ventured upon again at some other time. It's been so long since I've been on, that I am ashamed that it was only during watching the magnificence that is the film Mortal Combat that I felt the irresistible yearning to be on LJ again ( Read more... ) -
City of Bones
Well, this is one of those films that makes you embarrassed for everyone involved. People talk about Twilight as revealing awkward facts about someone's id, but this has that beat right into the ground. It's also really hard to respect a demon hunter called Jace. He sounds like a substance you use to clean your loo. -
The Hobbit II
So, I've been watching this again now it's been released on DVD and personally think that the entire message of The Hobbit is the people in authority are fucking morons and should never be listened to ever ( Read more... )