( Ultra and Nathan meet in a coffee-shop to talk about their 'situation'. Includes a surprise cameo by Susan. )

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( Dajve goes hunting for Inga at Naboo's flat. )

So there I was, at Trader Joe’s buying some duck meat, when I reached into my back pocket and I found this electronic thinger with buttons and earwax stuck in the keys. Wowee, zowee! My feedleashermabobber! Life’s been tough on Uncie Fossil lately - for instance, muh hair - positively wilted lately. The summer humidity usually gets it all puffed up ( Read more... )

( Naboo fixes Nathan's depression. )

Blow a hole in your calenders, kittens, because come this Saturday your eyes, ears, and other essential parts are invited to the X/QLU/SIVE Bikinus Festivus: all night party, all night bands, all night and all the fucking way. Hosted by your own Dajvey-do Wrong ( Read more... )

( Dajve, like a whirlwind, descends on Naboo with a party proposal )

( Nathan, Claire, and Naboo get high and hang in the ball-pool, and engage in some mind-fucking of all varieties...: )

( Whilst waiting for Jones to finish a DJ set, Dan reluctantly accepts Nathan's offer of a drink or two )

( Naboo examines Claire in hopes of discovering what sort of magic has been used on her, um, assets )