I could have sworn the lyrics to the new(?) Flyleaf song I heard on the radio were "I felt a dick within me." I guess it's really "I felt it deep within me."

Sorry, v_is_4_vumpler. I thought I should post something when you said that you liked reading entries on your friends list, and this the only thing that came to mind.

Maybe I'll get back to that 30 Day thing at some point. Maybe. In the meantime, here's a fun connect-the-dots puzzle I found while cleaning out my old bedroom. I guess I should warn you that it's a large image and it's kind of NSFW.

( Huh huh. She said, 'cleaning out' )

I like too many songs in too many different styles to do this properly ( Read more... )

v_is_4_vumpler started this meme a while ago, and I was thinking of giving it a try. Perhaps give me something to do during my suddenly workless days. Maybe use it as a writing warm-up. We'll see what happens. Especially since I'm not very good at picking favorite things and that is what days 1-5 center on.

( The list )

"I wonder where Ohayocon is?"
Looks it up.
"Oh. Ohio. Right."

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste ( Read more... )

It caught my attention, so I thought I would share.

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The first downside to sharing one rental car among three people rears its ugly head. The current dinner plans are to eat somewhere we can watch the Michigan State basketball game.

Hot Slots - unlicensed NES...quasi-porn?...peep show, maybe?

I suppose I should warn you that there's a bit of pixelated nudity, if you haven't already figured that out. Along with giggle-worthy dirty talk about cherries and slots.

I don't know what to read next. I'm not sure what I'm in the mood for. The unread pile on my bookshelf includes:

• Watchmen
  
• Inuyasha vol. 1-3
  
• Eragon
  
• Fast Food Nation
  
• The Road
  
• Battle Angel Alita
  
• Vagabond vol. 4 (I've never read vol. 1-3. Why do I even have this?)
  
• A Contract with God
  
• The Sea of Trolls
  
• Bel Canto
  
• The Pilot's Wife
  
• The Kite Runner
  
• ( Read more... )