So what with today being Valentines, and me being the crabby-ass girl that I often am, I decided to spend the day shopping instead of basking in the joys of romance at the campus (I was getting to that point where if I saw ONE more couple french kissing over a stuffed teddy bear, I was going to vomit). So I kidnapped my mother and we hit the mall, ( Read more... )

Is it really Valentines Day already? I don't like this day. All it does is remind me that i am alone and unloved at the moment by any males besides my father, and that I'll be one of those lucky few who walk around campus tomorrow not smiling from some morning-sexin. While coupled up people are having romantic dinners, I'll be neck high in a bubble ( Read more... )

I just got back from the tanning salon, where I injested about four gallons of orange paint while it came shooting at me like a water hose. And if being in a big dark blue box wasn't bad enough, try having the plastic door LOCK. THE. FUCK. ON. YOU.[Cut to me gasping for air and clawing at the door of what can only be described as a verticle coffin ( Read more... )

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How lovely would be it be to have a "Relaxation" room? Me and my brother both have two bedrooms, I have one wing up of the upstairs just like he has one wing of the upstairs. It's pretty great, I'll admit, like having a mini apartment wherein you don't have to talk or run into people you don't like all the time. Before Christmas I had to turn my ( Read more... )

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I found out tonight that while smoking a cigarette in movies looks very smooth, smoking one in real life is alot like coughing up a lung. Then someone tosses some acid in your eyes and punches you in the gut ( Read more... )

I realized something today (while hiding in a nail salon. Whenever my life hits turbulance, I always run to get my nails done. Instant gratification to help me cope, I suppose). I realized that I always run away from my problems, and if I can't, I DREAM of running away from my problems. I've been like this all my life, for good reason, and I only ( Read more... )

This winter break was probably the absolute laziest I have ever been in my entire life. Since Christmas I've literally done NOTHING but lay in bed all day, take candlelit bubble baths, and reason with the fact that HEY, why can't Happy Hour start at 2pm instead of 5pm? HAH. I'm a drunk.

I haven't been totally wasting my precious precious vacation ( Read more... )

Why do guys have to be so darn confusing? Like seriously, if I ever hear "girls are impossible to figure out" again, I just might go kamikazee on some asses ( Read more... )