[Welp. He can only hope things have settled since his arrival, because....let's face it. Having nothing but a former American CIA agent for company? It starts to suck. A lot. To be on the safe side, though, he sticks to the audio function, hoping for less recognition, his tone muted and tired and carrying a thick Russian accent now that the auto- ( Read more... )

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[Goes onto voice post]

Hello? Where am I? I am unsure about how I got here. I must be returned at once, I cannot stay away from court. Everything is far too at risk for me to remain away for too long. His Majesty expects me.

[She clearly sounds concerned and a little angry]

Return me. Now.

( Spoilers for Assassin's Creed III )

[Balian for once is... actually looking happy. An Angel of God had healed him, more than just healed his battle injuries it seemed, some of his older aches too ( Read more... )

[Audio]

[The Major had not been idle. As soon as she was able she was up and about, going as much reconnaissance as she was able to. She was no longer in Japan, that much was immediately clear. It was not any city she recognised, nor was she able to connect to any of her usual networks. Each and every attempt left a loud buzz of static in her ear ( Read more... )

Heey i think i finallyy got this thang figures out :)

[Good job climbing that mountain, Rabbit. You finally learned to text without breaking your phone.]

[Ezio's hood is pulled up, and behind him is simply a stone wall with a dark red curtain hung to his left side, and while he should probably look solemn, he can't help feeling relief in some way. He supposes that it's because Desmond was worrying so much he wouldn't be there to do what he had to do, but he will be now, and not a moment too soon. ( Read more... )

[ Sarah Kerrigan's normal spot is on one of the wings of the Normandy or walking around the Spaceport. However, the snow has made that almost impossible. Her suit protects her from the climate and temperature changes, but that doesn't mean she wants to go outside unless she has to. Instead she's taken up to sitting on the bridge. She moves from the ( Read more... )

[The video begins normally enough, Rabbit perched on the edge of a couch (presumably within his own apartment), the phone held right up to his oxidizing copper face as he griiiiins to his audience, spidery-thin fingers giving a friendly wave.]

Heya there, Man-Duh-Lass! S-so, I've been t-t-thinkin' 'bout this whole holiday thing that's comin' up ( Read more... )

[ See Gene. See Gene covered in snow. See Gene covered in snow and not looking too pleased. He just got his ass kicked by a giant pissed off snowman - where did his life go so wrong? People used to tremble at the mere mention of his name and now... well... ]Word of warning to the folks of Mandalus from your sheriff. Don't shoot Frosty, it only ( Read more... )