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In My Head
I feel like I should be 600 places at once, doing 6 million things. I have stuff to do, and a time table. Lists. Instead, I have a job, that keeps me here. Not doing any of it. -
Busy
Right, so I've been a bit busy. It has been pointed out to me that I've been out of touch a bit, so I think I shall remedy with a rundown of what's been going on ( Read more... ) -
Rabid Beaver Attacks
It all started when I found this and IMd it over. Each break is a different person speaking:
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More Conversations with Coworkers
Oh yes, faithful readers, we were at it again today:
MM: I've had a splitting headache for 2 days now.
Me: Perhaps you have spinal meningitis? I can do a spinal tap here with a ball point pen to check.
MM: Thanks, but I'm sure it's just because I forgot to take my blood pressure medicine for the past 3 days
KB: Marlene, how are you with stroke victims ( Read more... ) -
Conversations with Coworkers
CW: Were you able to get down to see your family this weekend?
Me: Yes finally, on Saturday :-)
CW: Did you have a safe trip?
Me: .....No, I died in a fiery crash on my way there. -
I Am Stealing This Shamelessly From Hyperbole and a Half
Which you can find at this link. But it's hysterical, so I have to share:
12 Emoticons for the Advanced Writer
Have you ever been overcome with an emotion but unable to find the right emoticon to express yourself? The answer is yes. And I'm going to help you.
*:0 = "MY FACE IS ON FIRE!!!!"
!,! = "Hi. I am a rabbit"
% = "I feel like I am a mosquito ( Read more... ) -
Where I've been doing
I'm pretty much behind on most everything here, but most especially posts. Since I'm snowed in and the car is parked not here because still no plow guy, now seems like a good time to catch up. In my own defense, I haven't posted in the last 8 days because I was at grinning_fox 's house for 5 of them, then working my ass off the other 3,
Drove out to the Kat ( Read more... ) -
Stolen
The National Weather Service has issued a OH MY GOD IT'S FUCKING NEW ENGLAND PEOPLE Warning. People currently in the New England area for the next 24-48 hours should grow a set and deal with a little snow or move and stop bitching about it. Also people who have not been born and raised in New England or those who are dumb enough to try and drive in ( Read more... ) -
A Few Observations I've Had Over the Past Couple Weeks
- Chicago O'Hare Airport has the most amazing restrooms I've ever seen.
- A person could grow old waiting at a 4-way stop sign in California as each polite driver tries to wave on the other cars.
- My Dad is a real-live treasure hunter.
- Wisconsin has a very odd view of their place in the world with cows.
- I have a large amount of crap I don't really need. ( Read more... )
