Day taking SO LONG. 8:30-12 took like 5 minutes. 12:30 to 3 has taken 18 hours. I can only imagine what the next hour and a half is going to be like ( Read more... )

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Here's the thing. Nobody doesn't love to hate the French, but I can definitely support their vacation policy11 weeks out of the year, pretty much everybody but the guy at the beginning of this article is laying around. Neither his bosses nor subordinates call him back, and he's the only dude at the office. You know, guy, When in Paris, Eat ( Read more... )

So it looks like I'm off to Jersey for the weekend with Jo. We're staying at her parents house (I have apparently received much brownie points for taking care of her while she was sick). I'm leaving after work, and heading straight to College Park, then North to Montclair. This is, of course, "The Good Part" of Jersey, which is to say the person ( Read more... )

It's really hard to post a quiz ever for me, but I mean, damn. 100%?? That's insane, and I didn't even try. For those of you who watch Firefly/Serenity, do you agree? Because I certainly do.


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This morning, I woke up with a little less than the will to go to work. It's a shitty feeling, and I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about; part of me would rather be doing something very mindless that I can shirk 7 out of the 8 to 9 hours a day that I work. This morning was one of those "give me a reason to stay at this job" mornings. The ( Read more... )

In transcribing, there's another thing I've noticed, this time about the people speaking: politicos make up a ton of words. Especially when there's a budget involved. Take these examples, for example:

Precommitted. nonsense adjective.
--Committed.
i.e., You don't need to be precommitted. Being committed can already describe something in a ( Read more... )

So I'm here at work, and I realize that about... oh, say, 8 to 9 months ago, I just sort of stopped posting to LJ. Mostly because I wasn't in front of the computer much, but also because I kind of... well... forgot about it ( Read more... )

So I have this other site now. It's a "Blog," which means I'll probably never give it out to people I know -- I feel like blogs are great public forums for those who love attention, but generally, me and attention only get along marginally. That's where I'm putting the funny, this is where I put the insight and commentary. (I'm hesitant to soil ( Read more... )

#1: This Saturday, beginning at four (but please, if you can, arrive later and stay later) is my Graduation party in Westminster. Throw me a message or something if you need directions!

#2: Any of the womenfolk want to go see 'Bewitched'?

That is all.