Mold began to grow in the vents and behind the window blinds. It began to grow because it was the year 2050 and the last time someone came up to clean the vents and wash the windows it was the year 2010. Of course, had Building Management known that in between those years Time was going to slow down so significantly it would have sent someone to ( Read more... )

Below is a true story that, thankfully, did not happen to me mostly because I am not a lawyer ( Read more... )

Couple of women from my work organized a book club. On one hand, reading as an activity should be always encouraged in my opinion. On the other hand, reading is not something that should be paraded around like a Thanksgiving’s Day float. But what do I know ( Read more... )

So this morning this lady hit me on the head with her duffle gym bag, not because I called her an ungraceful cow, which she was, but because she lost her balance while getting up from her seat on the number one train going to Midtown ( Read more... )

Скажите мне, дорогие и любимые, а почему почти все бабы фотографируются с дитем а мужики с автомобилем??? Нашла свою бывшую школу и от количества толстощеких довольных младенцев на фоне смущенных мамаш и толстощеких довольных мужиков на фоне смущенных машин немного рябит в глазах. Много рябит в глазах. Я все понимаю про огонь в пещере, ( Read more... )

Не прошло и полгода как и я наконец-то посмотрела "The Live of Others." Поэтому хочу срочно знать: мы все есть говно которое иногда умудряется вести себя по человечески или мы все "добрые люди" имеющие обыкновение в безвыходной ситуации вести себя как говно? Средний врянт не рассматривается. Ответ нужен COB today для успешного поиска смысла ( Read more... )

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In retrospect, it was just a steam pipe explosion. Unfortunately, we do not live in retrospect. Had I been living in retrospect, I would have been one calm and collected bitch. In the land of retrospect I could easily be one of the three wise men (err… women) with a condescending smile dispending directions to the confused in the now ( Read more... )

People care about the weather. No, really care. Yes, about the weather. You don’t understand, they care when The Weather Channel changes its programming. I know this because I am friends with our receptionist ( Read more... )

If you happened to catch a cab in New York City and your cab driver speaks English he is a struggling artist, a religious fanatic or a serial killer. That is it. There are no other options. The first two scenarios will lead to an inevitable conversation. The third scenario could allow you to escape a conversation but might lead to your body ( Read more... )