*tiny squeaky noise*

These are probably all over the internet by now but oh Christ. Marsters and Barrowman. I can't deal, yo. CANNOT DEAL.

Uh. Happy Monday. I'll be over here in the corner, drooling on things.
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Oh coffee, I love so you much I have written a haiku in your honor.

I knew not your worth
Until my nine to five job
Displayed your blessings
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MIKE ROWE. DO ME. *moans*

Also!


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I don't even know what to lock/filter and what to not bother with since it's all a mish-mash. So here this may be, as Kassie once said, Mona: "TMI UNDER THE CUT! \o/". I think later I'll make a more self-reflective post. This one is a brain-dump of the "HOMG LJ I MEEESSED U!!!!" variety.

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Hi everyone! I'm alive! Happy New Year! I have over 50 unread/answered emails in my inbox! I'm not ignoring you, I just suck and haven't really been checking gmail or LJ since before I left for CT. I need a bagel. More [eta: not bagels, posts] later! I think...

So right now. My aunt is making my 14 year old cousin watch the online QVC video advertisement for some remote control cars that she bought for our younger cousins and the 14yo is like "THIS IS LAME. OMG. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WATCH THIS. I CAN CHARGE THEM AND PUT THEM TOGETHER WITHOUT WATCHING THE QVC VIDEO." And she's like, "No, watch it. It'll ( Read more... )

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*guards stapler, growling*

Ganked from budclare

I know very little about some of the people on my friends list. Some people I know relatively well. I read your journals, or we have something else in common, and we chat occasionally. Some of you I hardly know at all. Perhaps you lurk, for whatever reason. But you friended me, and I thank you for your ( Read more... )

So. The trailer under the cut was just brought to my attention by keepaofthecheez. And THANK FUCK for that, people. *showers Linds with luff*

This movie is called 'Punish Me' and it appears to be about an older woman/younger man BDSM relationship. I'm. *coughs* Yes. I need to get my hands on a copy of this movie.

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Dear Everything,

I hate you. You suck.

But! You can redeem yourself, Everything, if you transport me to my warm, comfy bed -- complete with cat-using-me-as-catbed -- immediately, just as I was when I was cruelly forced from said bed this morning.

Yet somehow I doubt you will, for you are made of the suck.

No Love,
Mona
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