Mrs. Norris has been missing for the past day. I didn't think nothing of it, because she'd been in for maintenance out of sorts for a few days, now. Leaking oil Having a slash behind my filing cabinet, attacking my ankles at random. Chewing holes in the tile. It'd be that time of the month if I didn't know better ( Read more... )

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Right. It's been damned quiet around here lately. It's suspicious as all fucking hell when practically the entire school decides to belt up all at once. But I got to thinking. Let's tally this, shall we? It's been more than a fortnight since:

1. I had to clean up the same gobfesterin' muddy mess in the entrance hall - formerly a daily ( Read more... )

It's not fair! Not fucking fair at all.

Smith has no reason to claim all the willing women! None!

Mrs Norris will take me, won't you? Good girl.

No, kitty! That's a bad god damn kitty!

eric at least i think it was eric it might have been fred told me to go nick some beer from the house elves and i didnt know that the house elves made beer but I went down to the kitchens and they have their own BREWERY but shhhhhh dont tell!!!! so I drank lots and lots of beer and maybe it wasnt good for me to drink those entire two cases ( Read more... )

Love, I hope you're feeling better now that we've had that long, hot, wet bubble bath. Though I suppose if that didn't work, the slow, sensual, naked full-body massage would have done the trick ( Read more... )

I don't care that they took me journal, but have they taken me beer??!?!?!? Does anyone know ( Read more... )

So I was busy giving the one-eyed monster from the basement a bit of a polish in my office when I hear the distinctive sound of bagpipes being dropped down a flight of stairs ( Read more... )

The armour is watching me. I swear. I walk past and it's bloody watching me, watching me with its eyes. It mocks me, when my back is turned. It laughs at me, when it thinks I ain't in earshot.


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