My boss has to simply be the most unorganized, irresponsible person I have ever worked for. She’s a nice lady, funny and caring and all that…I actually think she probably makes a great therapist for her private practice clients, but I gotta say when it comes to the job she does around here, she might as well not be here at all. I’m particularly ( Read more... )

So here's the part where I get what I want and then I'm not sure if it's what I wanted, and friends get annoyed with listening to me because I'm the most random, unsatisfied person they know.  What's behind this vague hyperbole ( Read more... )

Today I watched one of my favorite movies, Armageddon. I just love that movie. I actually love Bruce Willis, not in that "hot for the actor" way, but I have always wished that Bruce Willis was my Uncle Bruce. I mean, how fun would that be? Anyway, I'm getting off topic...
I turned it on right as the crew was being sent off to space and the ( Read more... )

Well it has been what I would consider to be too long, since I have typed words for this Lazy Woman’s Memoir. But oh so much has been going on, and this crazy thing called life gets in the way of my desire to sit at the computer and put words to page, or screen. So what better time to update y’all on my daily happenings than now, while I’m sitting ( Read more... )

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions of a somewhat questionable nature.
3. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

I was ( Read more... )

So based on the Beauty Bandit Birthday plan, my birthday celebration is to span a week...I will settle for a long weekend, and say it began on an unexpected Thursday. Thursday morning as I rolled over in bed and wiped the crusty sleep from my eyes I heard the beeping that signaled the arrival of a text message. It was not even 7am...it was Mr ( Read more... )

Friday I was driving around the community delivering brochures about the program I work for (sidebar: this is the part of my job I hate the most…my reason for wanting to quit actually). Anyway, I was in what was not necessarily the best neighborhood but I passed a branch of my bank, Teacher’s Federal Credit Union (no, you don’t have to be a ( Read more... )

This morning I overslept a bit. I debated calling in, I can’t say I was that “sick” but I wasn’t feeling 100%, but instead I called and left a message for my supervisor saying that I’d woken up late and I’d be in about ½ hour late. Turns out I got ready considerably quicker than I’d estimated and I wasn’t going to be as late as I thought. Well, ( Read more... )

“Talent” is relative ( Read more... )

On the road to self-discovery there are speed bumps and pot holes. But there are also rest stops and silly road-side billboards ( Read more... )