I had a pretty good weekend.  I successfully avoided seeing the Sisterhood of the Traveling Piddling Movie, for one.

Plus, I started prelim work (re:  "began planning a project that will never be finished") on redoing one of my dressers in my room.  Jason is really pushing for faux finishes.  For example, he wants me to patina (this week's vocab ( Read more... )

I've noticed a trend with my friends who have one or more vaginas.  They all want to see The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.  I want to notify/remind you that all these women are college grads with no previous psychotic episodes.


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Jason and I went on an adventure yesterday to Green Hills Mall to visit the Apple Store, so he could buy toys for the iBook he doesn't use.  It became one of those shopping trips with America's favorite gay siblings, where he shops, shops, shops and I plan out multiple ways to kill him with merely a pair of 115.50 utility jeans from J. Crew.  The ( Read more... )

Yesterday night, I went to the bathroom and found a friend waiting for me. An artist's rendering:


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It is 7:31 am. I woke up at 5:40am, to be at work at 6:30. I got there, right on time. No one. Not a soul. And I'm a little peeved, cuz I drank a lot of coffee and smoked a lot of cigarettes to be awake right now. And apparently, it was all for naught ( Read more... )

I saw Star Wars (colon) Episode III (colon) Revenge of the Sith with Iason on the Sunday I got back.  Questions that were answered:

• How did Darth lose all his limbs?
• Where'd Qui Gon go?
• How'd the Emperor get the mashed potato face?

Questions that were not answered:

• Why does the technology get worse in the future (Episodes IV-VI)?
• Why is there ( Read more... )

Well, Jack, I'm back.  And I'll tell you what, I'm very, very disappointed by the lack of pictures by you digital camera owning bastards out there who haven't posted your delicious pictures.  ...of me.  ...especially me on Graduation day.

*cough*

I went up on Thursday.  After mucking around with Raker a bit in Tennessee in Kentucky, we were on our ( Read more... )

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All right folks, it's time to vote on my controversial (well, really, Kristen was the only one who had a problem) Faggy Taylor Picture Contest.  Place your vote by putting the name of the person who entered the photo in your comment.  You better vote, faggots!!!  I ain't takin' none of your guff!!!

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Bartender, new icons all around!!!

Zach [-Attack] came home yesternight.  He called, came over, talked, smoked, and then he passed out snoring--SNORING!!!--on my couch while watching Iron Chef America.  Unacceptable. I know that Dustin's home too, but I hear he's injured himself, so hopefully he'll get better. If not, he can be our token invalid!
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