I don't know if I'm a "deep thinker" or not. Some people consider "deep thinking" different things. I'm gonna refer to just stuff about literature now ( Read more... )

I heard this on the radio and jsut had to crack up! This is the DUMBEST lawsuit against Eminem that I have heard of yet! First of all, if you'd heard the song "Brain Damage" by Eminem, you will know what I'm talking about.

In the song he says "Way before my baby daughter Hailey ( Read more... )

GO ME! It only took 1 year, 236 days to reach this point! WOOHOO! :confetti falls::

Here's a joke I got fomr grrlfloyd...

Q.Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?

A.So they can see the Iraqi Air Force.

THis is FUNNY! I'm just glad he's not an American! FINALLY! People in other countries that do stupid shit then try to get famous for it! This guy played $840 worth of lotto tickets and now he's suing b/c he claims that they only sell loosing tickets! The funnier thing, HES ON WELFARE! So he cant afford to feed himself, but yet he can spend $ ( Read more... )

"Marriage is a life-long contract.
If the man breaks that contract, he has to give his wife half of his money.
If the woman breaks that contract, the man has to give her half of his money."

-Me

Here are the results for the survey I posted last Friday, April 12th. Read them if you'd like...

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I ordered Papa John's pizza today b/c its walking distance to where I live. I got a small pizza, 1/2 pepperoni, 1/2 Sausage, and I got breadsticks too ( Read more... )

PLEASE STOP! I understand that maybe you can't control it. Maybe you don't have the upper body strength to LIFT UP the seat before you go. I also understand that you may have a really small penis. In this case, 1) get on the Howard Stern show so you can show how big of a freak you are. You might win money or a date with a porn star or ( Read more... )

Here's an email I got from someone. It basically says which gas stations buy from countries with terrorist connections and which ones don't. If you don't wanna help fund Osama (Yo Mama) Bin Ladin and Al Qaeda then read this and then you can buy from gas stations that don't buy terrorist oil...

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I got this emial from pnutz4me. I added some of my own in there...

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