"When you find a man, and you like him, you must [mimes choking] take him like a dog and lead him where you want him to go."

Thanks lady on a bus! I don't think you should do that to dudes OR dogs.

More queering of stuff that used to be boring:

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and:

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As with Avril, I prefer original flavor girlfriend.

( Self-Indulgent Explanations )

So I've moved apartments again, such is my nomad life ( Read more... )

I love this video so much:

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It's an exact cover of Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" but with two guys and takes a boatload of cliches and makes them sweet and meaningful, since, let's be honest, T. Swift is completely implausible as a homely nerd, so it makes way more sense as a song about nervousness around coming out with your big gay crush ( Read more... )

...again ( Read more... )

Work and life trudge along, beats the alternative but it's nothing to write home about ( Read more... )

In a discussion of the perfection of the song U and UR Hand (yes, despite that "spelling"):

me:  "thats when dickhead put his hands on me-- but you see, I'm not here for your entertainment..."

Yet... she is?
in a way
where, like Britney,
she is a performer
the dance floor is her stage

Dustin:  i find there are several songs about not being there for ( Read more... )

Superbowl Ads Edition.

Lots of ads aimed at placating men about being how wives ruin your life and sap your precious precious manhood, which I just have to think... Really? Is the target audience just like, "Yep, that's me, totally pussy-whipped! Time to eat a Snickers!"

The two worst, to my eyes were Bridgestone Tire and Dodge Charger.

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This is ( Read more... )

So I came out of dating retirement for a minute last week, and it wasn't horrible, but it definitely reminded me why I don't want to be dating right now.

isolt  and I got on the topic of okcupid's statistical analysis, which was incredibly fascinating. For instance, the "myspace picture" (taken from yourself with the camera above your head) is apparently ( Read more... )