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Just because it's Christmas, and on Christmas you tell the truth.
Okay, so it's not Christmas. But it is New Year's Day, which in many ways is even better. I love New Year's. I love getting to start over and try again. I love getting a cosmic Mulligan every 12 months. And I love the week between the two holidays, where people are relieved to be done with Christmas, but there's still some residual feelings of ( Read more... ) -
with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that
It is the day after Thanksgiving, it is rainy and miserable outside, and I am at work. Early. It will be a day where nothing gets accomplished - lots of "I'm sorry, you've reached the answering service" and "Wait, you guys are working today?" I've got a long day ahead of me, and I need your help, internet ( Read more... ) -
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I got off the phone a few moments ago with a woman I'll call "Beverly" because that is her name. Beverly works at a doctor's office that is home to a patient who is coming to see one of the doctors I represent here at The Hospital. I called Beverly to ask her to issue a referral for the patient for her visit here. This particular visit is to an ( Read more... ) -
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All's I remember's an "Excuse me, miss". You can't get a girl like me with a line like this.
Time for an informal poll for the ladies out there ( Read more... ) -
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I hear it all the time.
"My girlfriend is jealous. She thinks I have a crush on you."
"I can't wait for you to meet /newgirlfriend/. She's terrified of you."
"Please don't write on my Facebook wall. /Girlfriend/ picks a fight with me every time you do. Just email me."
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the one after 9/09
Happy First Day of Fall ( Read more... ) -
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I got an email today from my cousin. She sends them a lot - the kind of forward that gets passed around and rewritten a million times, and nothing in it is true, and it kind of talks about God and patriotism a little too much and makes you a bit uncomfortable. This one purported to be a collection of quotes from children ages 4-8 defining the ( Read more... )
