okay, it wasn't a ninja, it was my OB, but the end result is the same. the protein in my urine has reached dangerously-close-to-renal-failure level so i'm going into the hospital tomorrow night for an all-night induction party. hopefully i will avoid the uterine slice-n-dice, but either way, new kiddo is coming into the world on monday (unless i ( Read more... )

CAUTION - inappropriate use of humor to gloss over personal tragedy. but it must be done. don't read unless you want to be bummed.

( I have no witty comment for my cut )

As you may or may not know, the manthing wants bio-spawn. I'm a little old for it, but not abnormally so, and his manjuice is a little freaky, but not scarily so. After a decade, we decided to go buy a little medical assistance ( Read more... )

merry xmas to me. manthing got a job ( Read more... )

soooo, my bathroom upstairs flooded two weeks ago. we replaced the toilet (oooo pressurized flush!), and i thought i'd managed to clean up most of the water. one humid and rainy week later, it looks like the carpet pad is kaput. currently carpet and pad are pulled up with fan going. i'll be doing the bleach spray routine while i scour discount ( Read more... )

OMG ya'll, I WROTE something... and it's finished (although there might be more).

Title: Improper Use of Needles
Fandom: Naruto
Characters: Iruka, Genma, Kotetsu, and shhh, it's a surprise...
Genre: Kinda crack
Rating: R-ish, maybe a little higher
Warnings: Language, perverted use of medical equipment
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Masashi ( Read more... )

one busy weekend. i am a party animal. and am no longer slightly deaf.

( Necrofaith... again )

( Massive weather whining ahead )

Nope... what have I been doing?

( Random updates from sleepy person )

NecroFaith - give love to the local boys

this made me laugh: I have a particular affection for the play Lysistrata, because the first version of it I saw was an absolutely magical production involving not only brilliant social commentary but incredibly impressive penis puppets. from About.com's STD blogi have SD card. so pictures may come and go ( Read more... )