Unbelievable, I know, but I actually made it to the gym tonight. I didn't stay too long but it's a start ( Read more... )

I’ve been wandering about all day with huge shaving cut with big blood stain on my face and nobody has had the wherewithal to tell me about it.

*exasperates*

I’ve been wandering round the office, popped out for lunch and everything with dried blood on my face!!!! And not a small amount either.

*expires*

Patience when teased is often transformed into rage.

Dissembling rage deludes the thoughtless, and strengthens rage, and adds to rage contempt. So, I'll just shut up.

I revisit this poem a lot ( Read more... )

Well, that's the dream. I had a fabulous three days in Paris and fell in love with the place all over again. It was my fifth visit. Somehow experiencing it alone I was more enchanted than when with others on previous occasions. Admittedly, I was not particularly comfortable the first day and a half of my visit. My french was shamefully weak - I ( Read more... )

And yet it is ( Read more... )

My flatmate, G, has just informed me that our new flatmate, R, thinks I am hard work!!!!!!!!!!

R has been here 3 weeks. We've spoken twice. R claims I am 'hard work' on account of two brief exchanges!!!!!!!!

G has tried to put R right about me. Thanks G, xxx.

Kate Thornton has the worst wardrobe in television. Every week, without fail, she wears the most horrendous outfits on The X Factor.

Thursday night turned out pretty good, I think. I always get a little stressed when I'm the one playing host. I spend most of my time trying to ensure everyone is comfortable which means I never properly enjoy the evening myself ( Read more... )

I live in a total granny flat. The decor is appalling; more drab than a B&B in saltcoats ( Read more... )