oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh LiveJournal. Please tell me about your day so that I can forget about mine. Tell me about all of the users typing into yr text boxes and uploading pictures of giant walnut covered panda bears for their friends to drool over. I know that you must have nice things to say about the world that is so ( Read more... )

New career goal: cleaning out my closets for a living. but who will pay for this? obviously I am too much overhead to even live my own life. of course this is due to my own extravagant nature - but who can deny nature? surely not me. there are clearly enough wrongs in society without me committing them against myself. and so the extravagance shall ( Read more... )

What kind of disease are you?

Jodi:
Jodi is caused by alien mind control rays.


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So the pigeons are nesting under my bike. 1 scrambled egg, 1 cracked egg (ready for scrambling), 1 cold egg, and 2 warm hatchables. It makes me itchy just looking at them, but I'm too much of a granola head to kick them out. Grawr. I need to grow some balls.

I'm glad there is time or I would have nothing to wait for. My fingers are getting as crooked as plants reaching for the sun. I can't tell if that is what they are trying to do. They are starting to go in all different directions, as if each has a mind and mission of it's own. I suppose that it is time to set them free along their own paths, if ( Read more... )

Quieted silence nagging for sound. I'll eat a pail of yellowed mayonnaise in your memory. I've grown blisters on my eyelids from trying to rub my vision into what does not exist. Cut-outs of you are scattered on my kitchen floor, now tiles that I wash on my hands and knees. I'll update your hairstyle on a bi-monthly basis with white out and ( Read more... )

she's sleeping in the kitchen. vines that don't climb the stairs. they just sit and stare. lacking ambition. chewing ceramic tiles. burning curtains. drifting into dreams in the afternoon. swallowing ginger ale to dissolve half eaten food. feet hardly rooted, lounging on window sills, crisping in the sun. burning holes and tunnels only big enough ( Read more... )

While my body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second, I find it useful to di sect each one of the 18 animals on the Animal Cracker farm. It's hard to remove parts and perform unnecessary surgery when I have to draw the parts on first and often the specimens crumble into tasty powder before I can complete my analysis/ ( Read more... )

J: "Now, where's my cape ( Read more... )

I just had the worst nose-blowing experience of all time. I was blowing into a tissue and it just felt so uncomfortable and wrong, like it was maybe something I shouldn't be doing, like my technique was off a bit. I felt a chunk blow out and into the tissue. Then of course I took a peak to see what was causing all of the ruckus. And there it was - ( Read more... )